FEEL MY ANGER......

The blog is dead

2006-07-30T21:37:00.000+08:00

Don't ask me why... Due to unforeseen circumstances... This blog is declared dead... This 51st post shall be the las and final post.. Actually wanted to delete off ALL my previous posts.. But then, i tot the better of it.. Thanks for the support people.. Appreciated it...

Signing off..

Who am I...

2006-07-10T20:27:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, just had a talk with my gf... She said I was uptight.. and very easily gan jiong.. Wad in the world happened? I tot i was always the one to tell people to relax.. espescially my mum.. Now, regina is telling me the things i tell my mum.. Is this trait hereditary?? Now, it seemed that the me now is no longer the me in the past.. From an optimistic, jovial and happy go lucky (How i described myself when i first started out my friendster account) to now, I find myself uptight, pessimistic and melancholic.. A hundred an eighty degrees change... The crux being, i dunno when was the actual turning point in my life.. And worse still, i din notice this change at all until regina pointed it out to me.. And by back-tracking my life, i realised that during yr 1 sem 1 i was still the 'old' me.. but some where after that, i realised the change was already completed and damage done..

Last nite, spoke to my god-sis Stephanie about this issue... I call it the mid-life crisis and she started to burst into laughter.. Ok, probably i exaggerated things a bit.. It's not yet a mid life crisis.. but its similar alright! Mid life crisis is when married man lose track of who they are after they spent a long long time working and they lose their self identity.. Now, looking at the 'me' in the past and the 'me' now, i really dunno who've I actually became... Worse still, regina pointed out that over the couple of yrs i've already been like that --> I've already gotten used to this new 'me' sub-consciously.. But den, getting used doesn't mean knowing, so.. Now that i'm actually aware of this, I feel like a stranger to myself.. I really dunno wad the hells going on liao... So tired... So very very tired.. Everything seemed to be moving so fast.. really cant catch up anymore...

Just wanna lie down and rest a good rest... Get into a deep sleep.. a deep deep sleep.. So deep that i'll not wake up so soon.. wad's not so soon? one might ask.. Hmmm... Forever? Eternity? That's how I wish i can see time now... time slowing down from the fast pace that i'm experiencing..

Signing off....

American Idol

2006-06-06T11:02:00.000+08:00

My American Idol..

Presenting to you people, Taylor Hicks - Do I make you proud

Lyrics
I've never been the one to raise my hand
that was not me and now that's who I am
because of you I am standing tall
My heart is full of endless gratitude
You were the one The one to guide me through
Now I can see And I believe
It's only just beginning

This is what we dreamed about
but my only question with me now
do I make you proud
stronger then I've ever been now

Do I make you proud
Everybody needs to rise up
Everybody needs to be loved

This is what we dreamed about
but my only question with me now
do I make your proud
(2x)

Stronger than I've ever been

Do I make you proud?
Do I make you proud?

Exam Results

2006-05-26T18:44:00.000+08:00

With respects to my previous posting about my results outlook and semester reflection, This post will be dedicated to my released results..

IT1002
So it seems... The S/U option still managed to save my ass-crack from the imending doom of blanking out during the finals.. Managed to scraped an S, tho I'll never will and never want to noe wad was my actual grades.. Phew! 1st hurdle crossed..

LSM 2202
Ok, let's face it.. CA1 I got the mean score, CA2 I got below the mean score.. so even if I get a better score for my miniproject, it's just gonna end up balancing everything back to the mean again.. So I guess getting a B was sort of expected I guess.. Haiz... dilemma.. Loved this module, but yet only scored a B... Pathetic..

LSM 3214
A bit disappointed when I saw the results... A- was what I got.. Put in a bit of an extra effort for this module, thinking tat I could actually scored an A for this to pull up my CAP slightly a bit more... Haiz.. Guess this is my life... no matter how hard I work, I guess A- is the max i'll go.. reminds me of my sec sch days where my form teacher (an indian from culcutta) used to say:" yoong hen (Yong Han).. still nol A varn (one)..." Yes.. in sec sch days, I NV got an A1 before.. even my 'O' levels, was entirely decorated by A2s.. Haiz.. but then, I shouldn't have aimed too high too i guess.. As my CA1 was only the mean score, not a big cut enuff to get the A.. 认命吧..

LSM 2104
This module gave me the most relief... Hmmmm... After the paper, I felt like i was hanging on a 1000 foot death cliff with both hands.. when suddenly my balls started ti itch.. There's nothing i could do about it and if I actually went to scratch it, I'll lose my grip and fall to my death.. Now.. I can finally give my balls a good scratch.. I wasn't expecting myself to get a B for this module.. But still I managed to scrape a B and further more, I whacked this module during the module evaluation.. Revenge can be so sweet sometimes, no? My fren told me abt a lvl 2000 bioinfomatics module.. She din have the chance to finish talking and I started to unleash my wraith on her...

LSM 2103
This module ar... Haiz... The finals wasn't very well done by me.. almost din finish the paper some more... Well, felt that could have done better if i put in a bit more effort to memorise my facts.. but den which paper isn't filled with regrets? I'm no prodigy kid who only can get A and can't even to afford to get a B for exams... I'll be glad if the vice dean dun invite me into the office for a cuppa coffee.. Grade? A-.. Haiz.. no point lamenting now.. all that's left for me to do is to work hard next sem.. If my fire's still burning..

Signing off..

YA-FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2006-05-25T11:28:00.000+08:00

Okkkkaaaayyy.... Mina san (Everyone) If you guys seen my MSN nick recently, you would have know that I recently declared myself to be a HG (Hard Gay) Fan.. Okaayyyyyyy... Say! There's one episode on which HG went to TOMY to get a KUROHI- (Black) GAY KIKI IPPATTSU made right? The jumping pirate... I got SO fascinated by it that I immediately went to find and order it online!! And guess wad?? SAY! HG's in the house on 24 May 2006!! He came in a well packed box too!!

The box in which HG was lying in...

After which, I tore open the box and extraxted HG from it...

Okkkaaayyyy!!!

If you guys saw the video before, you would have guess that it's not a very big thing.. But I got a shock wen I saw the toy.. It's actually pretty beeg sia!!!

SAY!

SAY SAY!

SAY SAY SAY!!

Den I happily took out every part there was inside the box and started working on hard gay!!

The 'raw' materials...

Den, I started working on HG while my brother was there snapping away...

Work work...

Ho Hum...

And soon, after awhile, HG is ready!!

DONE!!!

OKAY!

After putting in 2x Energizer AAA batteries, HG was ready to rawk!! *shakes groin*

HARD GAY DESU!!

All together, there's ard 4-5 different sounds in the toy wen u stick in the knife... Even wen u on the toy, it'll go 'OKAY!'... Damn farnie.. Haha.. well den, another crap item into my collection!! lol!

Signing off...

Haiz..

2006-05-16T14:39:00.000+08:00

I'm sorry people... I'm a failure... I really dunno wad to blog about... Think i'll just go and bang my head on the wall.. Sayonara...

Signing off..

Oops i fucked it again...

2006-04-26T17:36:00.000+08:00

It's been a month plus since I last blogged.. And now that I'm blogging, it definately isn't a good thing.. and It's DEFINATELY gonna be a LONG entry.. My current semester is almost over, and I'm reflecting on wad I've done for this sem... I still got one more paper tho, but it's gonna be on next wed.. And I'm gonna mug my way thru this entire week! But so far, here's the breakdown:

IT1002
Got tricked into thinking that it ain't gonna be too hard, since its a Level 1000 module. Only attended tutorial once, attended almost all labs. Labs were ok since i got TONS of time to prepare.. CA was a complete disaster tho i managed to scraped a meagre pass. Left exam hall 15 mins earlier, experiencing a total blank out. But since I S/U this module, hopefully things ain't gonna be too bad. If I DO get a U for this.. I only got one thing to say.. KNNBCCB!! It was a total mistake to choose this module.

Score breakdown:

1. Lab (20%): 19.4
2. CA (20%): 12.2
3. Finals (60%): Estimated (25-30)
Doom rating: 3/5

LSM2202
From the start, I already planned to take this module since I have a greater affinity for genetics than biochemistry. The whole practical shit was quite enjoyable I must say, thanks to my bench mates and my TA, Fuling.. But both CAs proved otherwise would be a good module choice. First CA got the mean score, 2nd CA got BELOW the mean... Kaoz.. I enjoyed this module, but I don't think I'm gonna enjoy the results...

Score breakdown:

1. 6 Lab reports with MISERABLE weightage (10%): 8.6
2. CA1 (30%): 21
3. CA2 (30%): 18
4. Miniproject (30%): Estimated (15-20)
Doom Rating: 3.5/5

LSM3214
The first Level 3000 module I attempted in my NUS life so far. Would have taken this module sooner or later, since I'm gonna major in this area during year 3 I guess.. Quite a stressful module as I'm competing with all the yr 3 students but apparently, all the yr 3 students were slacking it out! Except for CA1, the yr 2s basically trounced them good! A lot of things to memorise.. But it was ok.. Managed to pull thru I guess..

Score breakdown:
1. CA1 (20%): 15
2. CA2 (15%): 9.3 (10.35 was highest here, EVERYONE got slaughtered by Wong CT)
3. Assignment (15%): 11
4. Finals (50%): Estimated (37-40)
Doom rating: 0.5/5

LSM2104
Bioinformatics.. One of the most Fei4 modules I've ever taken.. I gave this module the worst feedback I've ever given to ANY modules in NUS.. And probably because of that, Kharma is hitting back on me.. I was finally enlightened on what the word 'DOOM' actually embodies.. Out of 25 MCQs, I'm only confident of a miserable 7 questions.. Basically crapped my way thru the essay too.. Totally gone fucked for this module... Why did they had to make it mandatory?? If it wasn't mandatory, I would NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, have taken it.. When I finished the paper, I was TOTALLY and UTTERLY stunned.. I could literally see stars...

Score breakdown:

1. Presentation (10%): Estimated (6-7)
2. Miniproject (25%): Estimated (19-20)
3. Lab attendance (5%): 5!! (I'm a sad case rite?)
4. CA (15%): 10.5
5. Finals (45%): Estimated (20)
Doom rating: 6/5 (Yes.. I'm not joking, I just had the paper TODAY, and I screwed it up)

LSM2103
Molecular cell biology.. Hosted by our beloved Prof TS Teo.. Was an ok module, A LOT of things to remember.. Dunno why scientists in the past wanna get a nobel prize and make themselves famous by researching things like apoptosis (cell death) and mitosis (cell division)... All they are doing is making life difficult for us! Why can't they accept the fact that cells either DIE OR REPLICATE, end of story.. Must they go on and ask HOW o WHY.. Sheesh... The things people do for a nobel prize... But this module resembles LSM2101, Cell Metabolism and so, the feeling is like I've been thru it once..

Score breakdown:
1. CA1 (20%): 16.8
2. CA2 (20%): 16.8
3. Finals: (60%): Mugging in progress
Doom rating: rating to be advised

Well, from the above breakdown, it seem like I can almost see my grades for the sem liao.. Things look particularly bleak for my CAP... Looks like my CAP's gonna stay at sub-4.0 for good.. If this goes on, I think I wun be doing honours liao.. Sheesh... Guess all that's left for me to do is to mug hard for LSM2103 and try to salvage the situation (Not that it'll do MUCH good).. This is gonna be a long LONG week...

Signing off...

Just had my hair done..

2006-03-11T13:07:00.000+08:00

Woot.. Just had my hair done up..

Before and After!!

Going to wedding dinner later... So wanna skate... Haiz..
CA2 and Exams all round the corner... Getting so stressed up...
I'm losing more weight again... Sheesh...
K.. off to do my Java programming..

Signing off...

I won't accept it!

2006-02-27T19:26:00.000+08:00

CA results out... My level and standard among the rest is fixed... Yes I noe i shouldn't compare... But I dun wanna accept this!! It is true that my growth stops here? Why am I never able to excel beyond this very point?? From where I am to my goals, its so near, yet so far... Why is this so??

我不服!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Collection..

2006-02-06T18:28:00.000+08:00

Ok people!! Here comes my 1st blog entry done with my new camera phone!! It'll be on the history of my current Vodka collection..

My very first bottle.. I noe it's almost empty.. WHY? I thirsty cannot ar? U wanna buy me a new bottle?

Absolut Apeach... Courtesy of Alvin.. My 22nd birthday prezzie..

My 3rd bottle. Jocelyn got it back for me on her return trip from Thailand.. I PAID for it tho..

My fourth bottle, came in together with the third.. Jocelyn's bro Tim got for me on their return trip from Thailand.. I PAID for this too..

My fifth bottle.. My bro got it for me on his return trip from thailand as a 22nd birthday gift..

My 6th bottle... My bro's fren, Si Jia got it for me on her return trip from thailand.. (Yes yes.. i noe.. EVERYONE'S going to thailand.. Dun ask me why.. I dunno..)

My latest bottle.. Favourite too.. Cos of the Ribena-like colour.. My cousin Ailing got it for me on her return trip (Not thailand this time) from Hang Zhou.. And yes.. MY COUSIN MADE me paid for this.. *mumble mumble..*

My proud collection...

Guess I'm still missing out on Abosolut Peppar.. My cousin says it cannot be found in the DFS at Changi Airport.. I haven seen it in any 7-11 yet also.. I wonder where can it be found.. Anyone noes where to get it, just get it for me k? Oh ya.. I'm running low on my Absolut Vodka too, can also get that for me.. Thanks.. LoL

Signing off...

I'm all Smiles...

2006-02-06T18:22:00.000+08:00

Well, people always say "A picture speaks more than a thousand words" So now, Ima giving ya 2000 words.. See if you people get wad I mean..

Geddit?? If you dun, you must be very WOLS..

Signing off..

Dilemma!!!

2006-01-23T21:50:00.000+08:00

Haiz... Tmr is the day when I can apply for the 21st month mobile phone upgrading scheme.. But den K750i is still at $388.. Nv the less, I've decided to get it tmr... But just now, my mom applied for a Starhub $50 voucher for me.. That's 50 bucks off the bills I guess.. So think now I have to wait even longer for the voucher to be mailed to me before I go to shop for my mobile phone.. Mum was saying if I can wait for 2 more months, I can cut another 50 bucks off my mobile phone price. Cos by then, she'll be eligible for another $50 voucher.. Those of you out there who's been loyal readers of the "Tales of The Anger of Andy" should know that I've been on a shopping spree lately.. Zen Microphoto, Deemax, Salomon Gel Slider, skate bag.. And now, a new mobile phone.. I plan to treat myself to these goodies, cos new year calls for new stuffs and that's exactly wad I'm doing. According to schedule, I should be getting my K750i tmr, but now, I've to wait for the $50 voucher.. Which I think will arrive after new year.. Fuck man... After this $50 should I wait for ANOTHER 2 months to get another $50 voucher? I really am in a fix now.. dunno wad to do... haiz... Can a kind soul shed some light on my situation now?? Dilemma! Dilemma! Dilemma!

And one of the modules that I'm taking this sem is Java programming.. Fucking hard can.. Maybe I'm not cut out for these techno gismo.. Haiz.. Gonna go attempt my programming tutorial and lab liao..

Signing off..

Nothing much... Just some small happenings..

2006-01-11T14:11:00.000+08:00

Yo people! It's been a while since I last updated.. How's school going for those of you in NUS? Hope everthing's going fine! hehe... Anyway, was on my way to school on bus 151 today, dozing off while listening to music from my Zen microphoto, I was 'shook' awake by a strangely familiar yet uncommon ~~stench~~ smell.. I opened my eyes and look around, but my efforts in trying to locate the source of the smell were in vain.. Just when I was giving up, I turned my eyes in front and LO AND BEHOLD! I've found THE SOURCE!!.. There was this man about mid 30s sitting in front of me, with the hairy glistering and reflecting what ever light sources present at that moment (As all of you know, its been raining non stop for the past week and today wasn't any different.. So, there wasn't any sunlight at the moment). MY GOD!! I've NEVER in my life seen such oily hair! ~~It's even oilier than the bak kut teh I've eaten in my entire life!~~ Anyway, I recognise the smell of the gel because one of my sec sch friend used it before.. Might ring a bell in some of the guys' heads.. I think the name is Brilcream(If I din remember wrongly).. I dunno home many bottle did this guy used, The smell was DAMN strong and the ~~luster~~ hair was SO shiny!! I think you can take his head and knock against something and the hair will still maintain the shape.. (YES! He used THAT much gel on his hair!) Anyway, the guy was sitting with the window opened, and suddenly a cold gust of wind blowed into the windows and he quickly closed his window.. I thought he was cold, but his followed up action proved me wrong.. Yes, some of you might have guessed it.. After closing the window, he immediately 'arranged' his hair with his right hand! Wah Rao! He can go thru a hurricane or a tornado coming out with his hair untouched can! Anyway, I was seized by a series of giggles after seeing wad I saw (I know this line doesn't sound right, but who cares..) All in all, this isn't something you'll get to see everyday eh? K lar.. Go play Fatal Frame 3 liao..

Signing off..

Been a LONG time Since I had such fun!

2005-12-28T09:40:00.000+08:00

26th of Dec, Went out with people from my skating club to chill out.. They organised a gift exchange session with hmmmm.... 10 people? Not a lot of people.. But it was alright I guess.. 1st off, we set off to settlers and played games.. most of the time, we were playing Jenga truth or dare.. Got quite a lot of juicy stuff out from many people.. LOL... Best was wen Ah Ni (Xinni) was dared to call a guy from the club and ask him if he missed her.. She chose junyuan at 1st, but dunno why in the end she chose jiexun.. On top of that, the poor guy was already sick.. Couldn't imagine how he felt went he received that phon call.. Hahaha... We played jungle speed too.. which I think was quite dumb actually... Den we played a bit of Taboo before setting off for gift exchange and dinner...

At Settlers..

After exchanging the gifts at Coffee Bean, Chinatown point, we set of to a place recommended by Ah Ni.. She say that the Guo Tie (fried dumplings) and the Suan La Tang (hot and sour soup) were power.. Seriously thinking after eating the food, I have to admit the Guo Tie were not bad.. but all in all.. I'll give 3 stars outta 5 stars for the food.. That's right! no more! Ambience also plays a part in food.. and the airconditioning of that place was horrible!

2 plates of medium Guo Tie - $12.00
Suan La Tang - $8.00
Fried Noodles - $8.00
Chinese Tea - $2.00
Getting 5-stars hotel service from Andy... Priceless..

After dinner, we went to Tea Chapter to chill out after a sumptuous meal... Din really approved of the idea tho... Yes I noe, We chinese, must drink chinese tea.. but den we singaporeans, So must drink our very own Teh Si Siu Tai (Tean with condensed milk and less sugar). But heck.. I still went along.. Kopitiam teh so simple.. just a woman's stocking, a cup, hot water, tea, sugar, settle liao... bu this chinese tea hor... Wah kao eh.. terok sia.. look at the prep stuff..

So MANY cups!! Drink from which one!!??

Anyway.. Ah Ni was supposed to be the veteran here.. She's been here before and she should noe how to brew the tea.. But in the end, the arrow was fired to hit my poor arse.. Yes I was implored upon to used my professional tea brewing skills to serve the rest... You lucky bunch of animals! LOL

Huang Jin Gui Tea Leaves - $12.00
Tea snacks - $12.00
Getting professional tea brewing services from Andy..
Once again, PRICELESS

But Chit Chatting at Tea Chapter was very relaxing, can talk about almost anything in the World.. Totally enjoyed it!! Giving it a Whopping 5 stars outta 5!! We din leave until the shop keeper told us that they were gonna close for the night..

At Tea Chapter...

27th of Dec.. NUSSC couldn't get enough of Andy.. That's why Reg and Karen came up with the K-Box gathering.. Guest appearance By Alvin Tay Kong Wei, who was MIA (Missing In Action) the previous day.. But before we K-Box, we went to Maestro Bistro for the apple crumble.. A bit too sweet for my liking.. But I guess it was alright.. the food could have been a tad warmer tho..

At Maestro Bistro...

After which, We went to K-Box at cineleisure and sang both our lungs and throat out! Ah Ni's pitch very high... but can sing very well.. Nicholas also damn power!! Alvin ... LOL, been KTVing with him since god noes wen.. As usual, Andy Lau's song was good... PLUS The fact that he noes how to vibrate his voice... It simply thrilled the girls inside out.. Especially tat siao zhar bor, Regina.. But I also did had my fair share of singing..

I sang...

And sang...

Still going on strong..

I'm gone.. E-N-D!

Singing off...

Finally can rest..

2005-12-26T10:37:00.000+08:00

First and foremost, a belated merry christmas to all of you reading this right now. I've been busy working since my exas ended up till only last night.. True.. I may have reapped in a considerable amount of dough, but I've neglected many things.. Plus I'm totally drained of my life energy, leaving me with no time to recuperate after the exams. I was so blur that wen I when out for dinner last night, I was wearing my yellow INFANTRY singlet.. I din even notice that I was wearing the bloody singlet inside out, that it, the INFANTRY word at my back was mirrorred.. And yes, I was eating dinner halfway thru until my mum pointed it out to me.. I dunno how many people had their share of laughing liao.. But can't be helped wad, I was REALLY shagged..

As many of you saw my msn nick, you peeps shld have already known that I bought many gadgets lately.. And NO, I din tio TOTO.. Its all my hard earned money can?? First thing I bought was my skate bag, cost me $30 buckaroos. I think it's quite a good buy as the design is somewgat similar to the blue Salomon FSK bag, but less than half the price! Next up is my Salomon Gel Slider (Guards, in layman's term) The original price is $119 buckaroos, but My fren Xavier who is an instructor, got it for me at $69.. WHOPPING $50 buckaroos discount! WOOT! The latest thing I bought is my Zen Microphoto, not really a pretty lil' thing, but it does serve it's purpose well.. Quite happy with the buy actually.. Now, I'm just waiting to buy my Sony Ericsson K750i camera phone.. I can get it now actually, using installment some more, but I'm not sure if the dealer is an authorised one, and am quite afraid of getting a 2nd hand phone.. So guess I'll have to wait till next month 24th wen I can upgrade my plan and change to a new phone den! I REALLY wan THAT phone!! *DROOLS*

Yes Yes.. Results' out.. No.. I din really do that well.. I did ok for my 2 core life sciences modules... But I TOTALLY screwed up my Physio and Biostats... FARK... Looks like have to pia hard next sem liao... I noe I noe.. I've saying this since last sem.. Fren Daniel Lim already told me this.. But wad to do!? Really have to pia wad... Ending this off, Merry christmas and a happy new year to all! Cheers..

Signing off..

1st Paper.. ST2238

2005-11-21T20:50:00.000+08:00

Just finished my first exam paper today.. ST2238 Introductory biostatistics, a 2hr paper.. This semester, the paper consists of 7 questions, each one of a different mark weightage, total upon 120 marks.. Hmmm... How should I put it... A bad start for the exams? Why? Cos I fucking screwed up the whole damn paper.. After I finished question 1, I realised that half an hour had already passed but I'm not even a quarter into the paper yet.. Therefore, I started to gabra and rushed to question 2 which i dun remember if I completed it (most probably didn't..), after which I started doing the paper from the back.. In the end, after I just concluded my answer for question 5a) just about to go into 5b)... "YOUR TIME IS UP! PLEASE STOP WRITING.."... "knnbccb.." I mumbled under my breath... and started to count the number of marks that I gave back to the lecturer (those questions that I TOTALLY left blank).. WHOOPEE! A whopping 49 marks! I hoped that I added up wrongly, which i dun think was the case since the paper was upon 120. Just then, I realised that my problem of sweaty palms that always bugged me during exams didn't irritate me today.. And as I was counting the marks that I returned to the lecturer, it occurred to me that I was exceptionally calm, unlike the usual me who would just flare up at a careless mistake.. "Providence.." I told myself.. Before the paper commenced, I actually prayed to Guanyin, and since this was the way my prayer was answered, so be it.. Its not as if I did not prepare for the paper (not to say I actually worked SUPER hard for it too), but I guess I did what I could at that point of time.. Sounds as if I'm consoling myself? Maybe... I dunno.. Came out of the exam hall more of stunned than disappointed, cos I returned 49 marks untouched back to the Prof.. Not that I don't know how to do, but I din even hd the chance to read the question in the first place.. other than the 49 marks, the 71 marks which I attempted, I'm not confident of getting full 71 marks too... One thing is for sure though.. I'm gone fucked for this module... As I was waiting for my friend Alvin, I saw a couple of girls with tear drenched eyes and red noses.. Apparently, they've been crying.. I dunno, Andy Chiang used to be a fav lecturer of many.. Guess now, there might be a hate site for him liao.. LoL.. Due to my last sem, I got A- for my ST1232, I was sort of expecting getting the same grade for this.. no less.. But looks like I've got to lower my goals now from A- to B-.. Have to work hard for my other papers, especially physio on friday, which I fucked up both my CAs.. May Guanyin and Sakhya Muni Buddha bless my wretched soul and deliver me unto Nirvana attainment...

Signing off..

A Penny For Your Thoughts

2005-11-10T15:48:00.000+08:00

*Quite a long post, prepare some chips and soft drinks*

Just went for my haircut, and now I'm revising for my exams which is not very far off.. Looking at the overcast sky outside my window, I recalled the conversation between my hairdresser and I. He was telling me that the whole thing about the bird flu is a huge mistake. No doubt the deadly disease is caused by the virulent H5N1 avian flu virus, he told me that it should be known as just an epidemic. And he explained to me....

"... Our Earth is actually already 'dead' if not, she's somewhere close to being dead.. This is just a self-preservation mechanism of Mother Earth. Do you know what happens when you fall sick? Yes, symptoms like fever, cough and runny nose which wreck up our body from inside out.. And these symptoms are not caused by the diseases themselves, for all of you who study medicine or Life sciences related major, this is just a self defense mechanism activated by the eicosanoids ( Prostaglandins and leukotrienes ) in our body, so as to make our internal environment unfavourable for the 'invaders' to stay, and thus curing us of our diseases. Medicines we take are just used to relieve those symptoms, NOT to cure us of the sickness.. well, maybe antibiotics are exceptions, but they are very damaging to our liver and kidneys, so its better off not to take too much.. Talking about the 'death' of Earth, many people will think about 'The Apolcalypse or more simply, The End Of The World' And there was a lot of people saying that year 2005 (or is it 2004?) is the date set aside for the end of the world.. But there's no Saviour coming down from the havens as depicted in the bible (No No No.. I'm NOT a christian, and probably will never be, but shall not dwell into that here..). Looking from another point of view, 'The Day of Doom' is over, and the Earth is crucially sick. I dun think we should use probability and science to explain the increase in Earthquakes, Tsunamis and Epidemic.. Because somethings simply cannot be explained by science and technology, speaking of which reminds me of a quote from Leonardo Da Vinci From Dan Brown's book "The Da Vinci Code' It goes like this "Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals open your eyes!" Anyway, now we are just waiting for the avian flu to start wiping out the remaining human populations left on Earth, after the Indonesia Tsunami catastrophy.. Does this shed any light on you people reading this? Yes.. WE.. Human beings, homo sapiens are the virus that are causing our Mother Earth to be sick. How's that you might ask, it's actually due to the fact that we are always taking resources from Mother Nature and not replacing them up to the point where now, our Mother Earth is in Peril (Gosh.. This sounds like a line from cartoon, Captain Planet). If that's not enough, we are constantly spoiling the atmosphere, with our automobile exhaust and other forms of pollutions. And with this, we are back to the cause of the avain flu, for all you know, the H5N1 virus might be the Earth's antibody trying to get rid of us once and for all. Earth has been undergoing thru this vicious cycle of wiping out organisms and letting them grow, and wiping them out for a LONG time already.. However, we humans are highly adaptive 'virus' and despite numerous attempts at it, mother Earth still failed in wiping us out. Or maybe this is episode is not concluded yet as the avain flu is not fully 'released' yet..."

This brought me to think about The Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves.. Agent Smith explained to Mr Anderson that all animals in the world has learnt to live in equilibrium with Mother Earth, they take from Mother Earth, but when they die, they return all that they've taken back to mother Earth.. But for humans, we are different, we only take but never return and this shifts the equilibrium.. This reminds me of the case we are in now, where Earth is trying to wipe us out just to restore equilibrium.. The movie 'The Day After Tomorrow' also explained the ice-age in the show as Earth's mechanism to restore to upset equilibrium... LoL! Do I sound like a doomsday prophet or WHAT!! Hahaha..

Of course, these are just my subjective views on things and I decided to share with you people. Whether you agree onot is none of my business and neither do I wish to noe. Ok! It's back to mugging! Hey peeps, All the best for this upcoming exam! Cheers!

Signing off..

Back To Clean Up A Bit Of Dust On My Blog

2005-11-03T19:05:00.000+08:00

It's been a long time since I blogged.. Can see 'dust' on my blog page liao.. So just some short and simple updates about what happened in my life.. Exams are just round the corner, but a thing to be relieved abou is that there's no more projects and my last CA is next mon.. Den I can fully concentrate on the exams and look forward to my holiday.. Things are going 'so-so' for most of my modules except General Physiology.. For CA 1 of that module, I got 18/30, which is last 3rd of the entire cohort of 200+ students.. AND how I got last 3rd was actually an interesting event.. My surname's Phua.. Starting with P.. And as some of you guys reading this now may noe what this is all about liao, if u r a fast thinker.. Yes, the person who got 2nd last, his/her surname started with a letter later than P.. Got a feeling that u r laughing in front of the computer rite now... cos EVERYONE whom I told of this incident never failed to burst out laughing.. And the 2nd CA I took yesterday evening, I got 16/20.. The lecturer went thru the correct ans with us after the paper, and after that he asked for those who got 18-20 marks to raise their hands... And OMFG! Almost 65-70% of the LT raised their hands... Looks like I'm destined to flunk this module..

Recently, I've been using Nivea whitening cream.. A present from my chem engine frens.. Half a bottle had been utilised.. Results? I dunno, I'm suffering from extremed biased placebo effect.. I tell EVERYONE i meet that I've grown fairer.. But then, they tell me that I'm still just as chao tar.. Eh guys! Did u people get me a bottle of expired Nivea?? I remember asking my god-sis about when should I apply the cream for maximum effect.. And no, she din answer my question.. In fact, she asked me another question.. 'How many bottles do you plan to use?' and she ended up in hysterical laughter.. Looks like I've to finish up the whole bottle before jumping to any conclusion about the effects of Nivea whitening cream.. After all, if a person can become fairer with just one application, Nivea wouldn't need to sell these cream in bottles liao..

Got a bit sick and tired of my blog.. Tho I sorted of 'created it' myself, i can only be viewed on I.E but not mozilla.. Dunno wads wrong.. And god-sis complain that my blog's fonts are too small.. I'm searching for a new blog skin currently.. But maybe It'll only be up after exams.. Sheesh.. No time liao.. Guess I better go mug for next mon's CA..

Signing off...

Pain.... Is good....

2005-10-16T17:51:00.000+08:00

Legs all aching this morning wen I woke up.. From the quads, thighs all the way to the ankles and toes.. Must be the drill cimbinations that Marcus and Ivan gave me last night.. But damn.. Just in one day, I could REALLY feel myself mastering crazy legs... I can smell it! I was really THIS close!! Damn.. But den, I think my legs really reached their limits.. Plus the facts that this is my first time wearing an FSK, AND that my FSK is not seasoned yet simply din help with the pain at all.. BUT.... Pain.... IS GGGooooooooood... And at least from now on, I noe where to start off next time I practise my crazy legs...

Actually wanted to start practising my crazy legs once I reached home after cake deliveries today ( Shit all of you!! no TIPS!! It's raining heavy today can? Just a couple of dimes worth of tips wun hurt rite.. People now-a-days getting REALLY ngiao..). But, its raining... plus my rheumatism is workingup.. NO JOKE!! I fractured my right wrist during JC 1 and everytime when its about to rain or its been raining whole day, the pain comes.. And I'm STILL coughing.. yes... Think if this goes on, I might be able to cough out my bronchial cartilages one by one.. So in the end, I ended up napping.. ^^ And I just woke up nia! Now, I'm blogging!

Sheesh.. Only 1 month more till exams start.. It's this time of the year again, the time where you simply have lots of tutorials to do and you can't possibly finish them.. I still got biochem tutorial not done.. better get started on them now.. crazy legs can wait...

Signing off...

New Skates

2005-10-10T12:12:00.000+08:00

Today is the day my skates from U.S.A supposed to arrive.. However, they said in their confimation e-mail that they'll reach my home by 12 noon.. FREAK OUT! I'm in school and today got lab and tutorial! cannot pon tang! Shit! Immediately gave FedEx a call and scheduled my package for night delivery, which is between 8pm-10pm.. That put my mind to rest a bit.. Meanwhile, I got huanjie, my best pal to come over to my house to collect the birthday present I got for him.. A Nivea men's body care product hamper.. All packed nicely by nu nu head.. Huanjie liked the gift a lot!! Ok.. Enuff about Huanjie and his gift..

It wasn't until 9.20pm that I heard the sound of the running diesel engine.. FedEx VAN!!! Then I saw this malay A-Bang carrying this big cardboard box with the initials 'IW' on it.. YES.. must be for me, cos 'IW' stand for Inline Warehouse, the place where I bought my skates from..

The long awaited parcel...

From inside this big box, I find..

My new skates and her spare wheels!! Ain't she gorgeous?

I'm so happy... But den, this is my 3rd pair of skates liao... the people who taught me skating are still using the same pair of skates that they used when they taught me.. And Alvin my skating buddy has only bought his Twister Pro as his 2nd pair of skates.. Wads wrong with me man?? I started out skating the latest and yet I bought the most pairs of skates and spent the most! Haiz.. Skating ain't such a non-expensive sport asI thought it to be.. But never the less, I'm still very happy that I have a new pair of skates now... To top things up, I've already prepared the spare wheels for my DeeMax.. Four 80mm and four 76mm Rink rat hockey wheels!! BEAT THAT!

Yah, I noe.. A lot of people asked me why I dun buy S-LAB, Which is the blue coloured CrossMax, an 2005 model... I would if inline warehouse had the size.. But they only had size US13 in stock, which is WAY too big for me.. Den there's people asking me why I dun buy Twister or Seba MX.. Well, I've gotta ask u guys one thing.. Is this MY money or YOUR money, It doesn't matter wad you think rite?? As long as I'm happy spending my own money... So next time you see me in my new DeeMax, Dun let me hear you asking why I bought DeeMax instead of some other skates... I not interested..

To end off, let us admire my new Deemax again!! Can't wait till tis sat to bring my virgin skate to break her virginity... hahaha... Must see red... LoLz.. (Sorry if this is a tad offensive for female readers reading this..) So hope that it better not rain this sat...

My new DeeMax... My p-r-e-c-i-o-u-s..

I REALLY lurve my new skates!!

Hi there!! I'm ur new skates! Will you bring me to ECP this sat??

Really can't wait for sat to come.. PLEASE!! DUN RAIN!!

Signing off...

Sunsung Inline Skate Challenge

2005-10-09T23:51:00.000+08:00

Bad day today.. Haven totally recovered from my flu yet and I also coughing like crazy... Damn.. Shldn't have eaten the Shark's fin soup at my cousin's wedding the previous night... Anyway, today is the big showdown day everyone in NUSSC has been waiting for.. The Samsung inline skate challenge!! Haha.. We joined the school's category and guess two of our teams clinched the top 3 positions... Daryl's team got 1st and my team got 3rd.. Speaking of which, a combination of factors actually made the 2nd place slipped thru our fingers by only a mere 30 seconds.. But never the less, It was a very nice experience.. Of course, pictures speaks a thousand words, which is more than I can type today, cos I feel even more sick now after the event, and the Kreamy Chikin Fusilli from pastamania din help one single bit.. Gonna go rest... Oh YES!! My new skates coming in tmr!! Can't wait... Can't wait.. Coming up next, the long awaited pictures.. haha.. Enjoy!

Me before the race.. Trying to put a smile on despite fact that I'm sick..

Keith, Alvin, Me and Jiexun

Behind every NUSSC skater.. There's a secret identity..

And then....

DOOFUS RANGER!! OMG!! OUR PROTECTORS ON SKATES!

My team..

NUS Team 3 All ready for action.. A rugged bunch..

But dunno why, EVERYONE felt nauseous just befoe the race started.. Felt like chikining out??

Team 3 came in third... With a 'NEW' discovery..

Paparrazi newsflash!! New couple disclosed!!

Alvin and Keith (1st two from left) a newly disclosed gay couple!!

WELL DONE NUSSC!! GOOD JOB!!

Signing off...

Sick...

2005-10-08T07:22:00.000+08:00

Sucky day for me yesterday... practically slept one whole day due to fever and headache.. only woke up just to go to school for my ST2238 mid-term CA.. Din manage to any of the question at first, mind was in a blur and the headache simply isn't helping.. Supposed to go to the 98.7 night skate last night too... can see jamie yeo and carrie chong.. but in the end was stuck in bed.. took 2 paracitamol before I went to bed.. woke up at 3am in the morning to eat another 2 more... Carried on sleeping..

Right now, I'm at my god-sis's house.. my god-sis's elder sister getting married today.. And I'm the one opening the bridegroom's door!! YAY! Reimbursement for my skates!! (That's in California right now, with FedEx) those skates that I bought online, cost me only S$350+ compared to the retail price in Singapore, $450, I managed to save $100+.. And using these saved money, I bought myself a whole new batch of rink rat wheels to go along!! What a steal!! Haha.. But now, I'm broke... And still thinking of wad to buy for huanjie, my best pal.. Headache..

OH ya, Joyce XIE!! I'm done with my CA... I haven forgotten about ur teh-oh.. Next mon?? or next tue?? or next wed?? Give me an sms to place ur booking... I busy man.. HAHAHA.. joking lar..

Signing off...

FINALLY!!

2005-09-20T22:20:00.000+08:00

Just came back from tuition, that lazy tuitee of mine, din do her homework that I gave her!! According to her parents, she's resting on her laurels because she got 245 aggregate for her PSLE prelims.. Gave her a good scolding today and I increased her workload by twice the amount.. I'm mean.. but its for her own good.. K, enuff of things that make me mad with fury... I shall talk about things that make me crazy with happiness!! MUAHAHAHA!!

Just went to esplanade on mon for NUSSC's holiday skate.. Practised my slalom and slides a bit.. Dunno why I'm so on form that day.. Muahaha! I mastered backstroll the first time I attempted it!(Probably backstroll is easier den frontstroll.. *shrugs*) And wads more, I manage to figure out how to break backstroll down so that I can teach people.. Rashelle got it already, after hearing me on how to do it.. Haha.. And for the first time, I manage to do royal barrow AND acid cross fakie!! Guess evrything's flowing in... Well, this just goes to show that its the skater.. not the skates.. Next up, gonna try to execute Soyale slide, and unity slide.. Den, I wanna learn how to do crazy sun, Eddy Mabrouk, Italian, back Italian and total cross.. Whao! Lots on my list, guess I better dedicate more time to viewing video clips by Sebastien Laffarge AND practising at my void deck! Haha!!

Yes yes.. I noe.. I said before that I wanted to put up pics of me doing the tricks.. wait till I mastered more tricks first eh? I'll DEFINATELY put the pics up one of these day! Jajaja..

Signing off...

Busy... Frustrated.. Feeling ABSOLUTELY fucked up!

2005-09-17T20:51:00.000+08:00

As I've been too busy with life previously, for those of you you can see my tag board, I've already informed u guys who are regular members of my blog that I've been very busy.. Even now, tho my one week break just started, I'm still kinda busy still... Haiz... I'm almost breaking apart liaoz..

Just came back from my weekly ECP skate.. Feeling quite frustrated inside out.. My current was bought last yr during Dec after my 21st birthday( I used my birthday ang pow money). But now, its not even one yr yet, I discovered that my right frame rear rivet is coming loose.. And with an idiotic LONG frame like mine, I can't even practice slalom properly.. I'm not performing(Not tat i've actually EVER performed b4).. Even LongWen told me that its time for me to buy new skates and that my skills will improve tremendously after i buy.. Now, I'm contemplating to buy Seba MX.. Original price is $529, but i can get it at a discount price of $476.. Haiz... but my current skate not even one yr old yet!! This thing is REALLY frustrating and fucking me inside out and upside down...

My dream Seba MX skate.. But too bad they say that the black model ain't coming to sunny S'pore.. So guess I'll have to settle for the red one..

Red Seba... Think I should be gettin this soon... but I dun really like the colour tho.. =(

Or maybe I shld wait till the end of 2nd quarter next yr to get twister 06?

Twister06.. Should I wait till next yr to get this??

But 1 doubt in mind is whether my current skate can last tat long... It shldn't be a prob if I replace the rear rivet.. So maybe I shld put it in a way that whether I want it to last tat long.. Haiz... If only have have MORE spare cash... den I wouldn't hestitate so much liaoz.. but den, guess I'm not borned with a golden spoon in my mouth, so gotta spend more prudently.. If by the end of this month and I dun get my new skates, I'll probably put it in my wishlist for this yr's birthday liaoz...

Holiday assginments so many... And just over this trecherous week, I think i just screwed up 2 of my CAs.. People tell me I did ok.. But its not whether I've done ok... I've got my own expectations of myself too.. Think I've gotta catch up with work liaoz.. I'm so lagging behind... And tmr have to work also... Earn more money for my new skates... Haiz.. Dunno why... got a feeling tat my dear dear would be upset when she see this entry... Guess I'll apologise 1st... I dunno... Dun ask me how i noe.. I just have this gut feeling that she'll be quite upset after reading this entry... call this a man's intuition..

Splash-Down 2005

2005-08-20T01:03:00.000+08:00

Last saturday was a tiring day for me as I went to the annual NUS Splash-Down 2005, after which, I went for my weekly skating session. I really do recommend this annual event to all of you out there.. Cos there's goodie bag, and attractive lap gifts to be won(lap gift = gifts given to u after swimming every 10 laps) tho I have to admit, some of the lap gifts are pretty sucky.. LoL.. Well then, without further a-do, let me introduce to you people my spoils of war.. Erm.. swim I mean.. Haha!

I've filtered out the goodies from the goodie bag, taking out the craps.. And these are what that's left over..

Goodie bag goodies

And next up, the lap gifts!! ^^

For swimming 10 laps, you'll get...

10th lap gift

For the 20th lap and the 30th lap, I don't any pics, cos the gifts.. cos the gift already went thru my system and are on their way to the sewage systems of Singapore.. LoL.. The 20th lap gift was a bottle of red date tea by allswell I think and the 30th lap gift was a red bean flavoured potong (ice-scream)...

And, for swimming 40 laps, this is for you!

40th lap gift

And 50 laps'll get you.. a sucky note-pad.. Yah, I noe.. a bit out of point right?? Who would swim 50 x 50m -> 2500m (2.5km) JUST FOR A NOTEPAD?? This happened last year also.. maybe this shld be the 1st few lap's gift??

Almost finishing... For the 60th lap, you'll receive..

60th lap gift

And fnially... THE ULTIMATUM gift for struggling thru 3.5km of swimming, you'll get..

THE ULTIMATE.. 70th lap gift

Basically, tat's all.. I get to keep ALMOST all the stuff, while i gave the stuffs like Bods.Bodynits vouchers, Everbest vouchers and the Cleo magazines to my Nu nu head and her frens.. Maybe I'll use the one of the Bods voucher to get myself a pair of new swimming trunks.. LoL Looking forward to next year's swim!! Do join me then ya?

Signing off...

Frustrated With Any And Every Thing...

2005-08-19T19:47:00.000+08:00

Damn pissed with all the things that happened so far.. Nothing's been going right... Just the start of the semester only, time-table's starting to screw up for me.. First thing I can't fathom, Why can't NUS standardise ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they do??!! There's this CORS registration system, which follows a ballot system the most fair I feel though the server screws up ALL the time... Probably due to the kiasu yr1's who's flooding the system.. Relax can onot?? Spare a thought for others can? The next min bid won't change so fast by a large margin within 15mins ( unless u r bidding for SS or GEM ) so just place your bid and fuck off yea? STOP hogging the system!! Where's was I?? Oh, yeah right.. One of the tutorial balloting system is thru CORS, while the other is thru intranet, why does it have to be so special?? And to make things even worse, it's thru a 'first come first serve' basis.. Damn its not fair can?? Not EVERYONE is rich enuff to have a laptop to have easy access anywhere and anytime.. I'm TOTALLY against this system.. Plus although the Prof did tell people to spread out as much as possible, people turned his advices to both their deaf ears.. I noe that physio lecture slot timing is bad.. 8am-10am.. And nobody would wanna come for only one 8am lecture in the morning, only to go home after that, threfore, all of you rushed for the wed noon pract and tut slots.. That farking inconsiderate can?? T*M*D-K*N*N-C*C*B!! Spare a tot for people like me who can't put ANY other slots can? Fuck man.. The first come first serve system is a total failure in NUS, filled with these type of inconsiderate bastards and bitches, make things convenient for themselves while bringing troubles to others..

K.. Enough about school, let's talk about the highly controversial Superstar results which was released last night.. I've only got one thing to say to the fans of junyang and xinhui.. Think about American Idol.. Who won?? Rubens right?? But who came up with more albums?? Clay Aiken right? The results of competition gives you short term fame.. In the end, whether you become a superstar with depend on whether the media people wanna groom you up onot.. So just wait out because the final outcome is not out yet.. And as much as I like Kelly, it pains me to have to say wad I have written above about the short term fame.. The female side is pretty much expected.. but as for the male contestants, that's where the controversy lies. When everyone think that junyang will win, the picture on the screen changed to Weilian's face in the final split second.. Look, let's face it, you can't possibly please everyone. Wad will happen if Weilian got kicked out in the 1st few rounds? Yes.. People will be in an uproar and say that the contest is biased against the disabled.. And now that Weilian won, people will say that being a disabled personnel, he shldn't have become the winner because if you look in the celebrity world out there, there's not a single actor nor singer who started out as a blind man.. Even Christopher Reeves, Superman din start of as a neck down paralysed person.. I'm not trying to attack Weilian here... It's true that rather have Junyang to win as he looked more like a superstar ( Don't put words into my mouth, I din say that I'm a fan or supporter of Junyang.. I'll rather prefer him as the winner of the contest..), but now, seeing the result as it is, just accept it.. Disappointment is inevitable, but dun go around into forums and smearing the names of the contestants, it's not you going thru the contest...

Lastly, went to deliver cake today before lecture... WAS SUPER PISSED!! The customer, noeing that I'll come today at a particular timeslot, it's YOUR duty to prepare the exact change for me... DON'T expect delivery man to have exact change k? Spare a tot for them (and me) we are simply NOT a walking cashier teller machine! so wen paying for a $61.10 cake, dun give me 2 $50 notes and expect me to give you the change, unless u are telling me to keep the change.. Since u only have big notes why din u pay during the order?? So people, next time when you order any delivery, pls prepare the exact change by hook or by crook.. Looks like inconsiderate people are all around.. What's gonna happen to our future society... Things look bleak..

Signing off....

Shagged.. Tired.. Roasted..

2005-08-14T22:20:00.000+08:00

So tired.. 2nd day of NUSSC skating course just came to a close.. Everybody was tired and roasted, especially a someone whom I've taken a few snap shots of.. LoL.. So, just to keep this short and sweet, hereby, I present to ALL of you, ADRIAN!! Course Coordinator of NUSSC!!

Note the skin colour diff... Wad can I say?? Crispy on the outside, tender on the inside??

As it seemed, Adrian kept complaining that he was a roasted pig at the end of the course.. And we assess the situated and decided to classify him as a 'medium-done' pork steak.. But it turned out tat....

Adrian threw a challenge to change a tee-shirt without exposing nipples!!

He wasn't even a quarter cooked on the inside!! So, stop whining and squealing like a pig will ya?? Haha...

P.S.. Adrian, No offence ar? A bit of joke to lighten up your day... LoL

Skating Under The Sun

2005-08-13T20:59:00.000+08:00

Today was the day which my club, NUS Skating Club organised its skating course.. Dunno why, a lot of girls turned up, with so little guys.. haiz... Hard to find injection of new blood to learn slides from people like us in the club.. But den, today was a well spent day, teaching the newbies how to skate and having a good day under the sun(which is SUPER glaring and hot... Made all of us esp. Adrian sweltered in its basking light). And after today, think everyone involved was totally shagged out and tmr still have one more day... Dunno how we gonna go on.. Haha.. Gonna take pics and post them up later.. So tuned for the pics! Signing off here... JAMIE!! WHY DIN U COME???!!

In Memories Of My Second Uncle

2005-08-02T21:34:00.000+08:00

Those of you that have met up with me these few days should have known that my second uncle just passed away last friday at 8.35pm and his funeral lasted from the following saturday and ending only today.. My late uncle had 2 daughters but no sons, (well, actually he's got a god-son, but there was some prob in getting the god-son's wife to come along, so... in the end, both of them also not involved) so I became his 'last min' god-son and carried his urn for him. It was quite a tiring weekend for everyone involved as we did not had enough sleep until today. My god-sis and cousin and my second auntie are taking things well, so there's not much prob. Things ended to day we the convoy of people taking the trip down to the new Mandai crematorium (Right now, I'm writing about what was today's proceedings and writing my last respescts to my second uncle so I'm gonna bitch about things LATER). After a short ritual, we went to the viewing gallery to see the coffin 'en-routing' to the furnance.. It was a very sad sight, all of us calling out to my second uncle, telling him to move on and dun worry about us with everyone in tears.. And It was SO FAST, just 3 hours ago, my uncle's body was still intact, and 3 hours later wen i went back to collect the ashes and bones, there were just fragments of bones.. and I wonder if the crematorium gave us everything, cos my uncle quite tall, and I study human anatomy.. I know tats that supposed to be 33 vertebrae, but wen looking thru the bones, i can only pick up 3 pieces.. And I think they din give us back his complete skull bone, ONLY his scalp bone.. I dunno... Anyway, It's so sad, he's body was still complete this morning, and now... Ending off my final salute to my second uncle here...

NEXT...

Although everything during the funeral went smoothly, there were A LOT of things that I REALLY couldn't stand watching.. Isn't a funeral a sad occasion? Why the hell are there idiots buying beer to drink at the wake?! FUCK! It's supposed to be a solemn event can? There's only supposed to be packet drinks and mineral water.. I DUN GET IT.. WHY MUST THIS IDIOT BUY BEER??!! I'm not revealing the identity of this particular guy, but I'm already revealing a lot liaoz, cos if ANY of my cousin sees this, they'll IMMEDIATELY know who I'm bitching about liaoz.. And today, since I'm the urn/ash bearer, I had to run from place to place together with my uncle's daughters more than anyone else.. And wad do I see when I come back to my uncle's house?? THIS IDIOT was already holding a drinking session with people at the corridor outside the house!! HEY THERE.. WHY THE HELL are u celebrating ur OWN ELDER BROTHER'S DEATH??!! And I heard from my mum that he called my 2nd auntie not to cook just now and go out to eat.. Wad did HE wanted to eat?? Fish steamboat... Wad's his reasoning?? He said " Everything over liaoz, can go out enjoy a bit " FUCK! Enjoy wad enjoy?? I tot ur the one that cried the loudest during the funeral, and yet you are doing these shit things now.. Fuck you , ARSEHOLE... FUCK YOU!! UP UR ASS!

This fucker, chalked up a spendings of $6000+ and this was not the worst.. My second auntie gave him $1500 of red packets to give as a token to the people carrying the coffins and doing the ritual.. If those red packets were in ur care, after you've finished distributing and there are leftover red packets, wad wld ya do? return to my second auntie right? It's only right, cos it's their money.. Their family's money... And yet, wad did this fucker do? HE KEPT THE MONEY TO HIMSELF.. Old habits die hard I guess, in the past, he was almost arrested for pocketing company funds, and now, he's doing this.. Sad to say, one of the person I see at the drinkinf party outside my second uncle's house just now was.. my old man.. Yes, my dad joined his fucker club.. Why must my surname be the same as theirs?? Given the chance, I would REALLY wanna change my surname to my mum's.. And I really disappointed to my old man too.. He's own brother leh.. When he's supposed offer incense in front of the alter, he wasn't even there and needed to be called.. and he din even go into the viewing chamber with everyone.. Sad u say?? I beg to differ.. I dunno wad's on the guy's mind ( IF he had one )

The eldest daughter of this guy ain't much better off either.. I admit, she's the one that always lighten up the gloomy atmosphere and make people laugh.. However, one thing she did at the last day of the wake was simply TOO much.. There's a live band on the 3rd day of the wake ( courtesy of Kelvin my cousin-In-Law to be ) and we can dedicate songs to our second uncle.. We all know that he always liked the hokkien singer Chen Lei (Tan Lui) and therefore she dedicated a couple of uncle's fav songs after discussing with the rest.. As the band started playing, all of us had to move to the side of the coffin to pay our last respects to uncle.. Similarly, when the band finished their performances, we were still at the coffin's side.. And can u guys reading this guess wad she did??? She started clapping her hands and shouting 'good! good!' in chinese!! IS TAT the way ANYONE's supposed to pay a last respect to a deceased?? Wad impudence! Fortunately, there's a ritual consultant there and he immediately scolded her.. I know you are trying to lighten up the atmosphere again like u always does.. Give u gratitude can? But den, next time, before doing anything, can think thru first onot? U have a brain one leh!

Lastly, at the crematorium... The people who pisses me off over there are bloody christians... You can't blame me for hating them.. But not only their family member died leh, I got a relative here who died also.. Their timing's supposed to be from 11.15am-11.45am... We were there at 11.55am.. And wad did we see?? THE BLOODY SERMON'S STILL GOING ON!! FUCK.. I noe u people condemn other religions, saying that ANY OTHER FORM of worship other than christianity is considered to be devil's worship, therefore u people dun give a damn or give shit about other people.. Have u even considered the fact that now at mondai, christianity has already been given extra priviledges by allowing for a priest to oversee the whole proceedings? Buddhists can't get a monk and taoist can't get a priest leh.. We are already not very happy about this.. But we kept quiet, But you these inconsiderate bastards took a step further and refused to keep to ur allocated timing.. On top of that, when I was carrying the urn into the viewing gallery, the eyes that you people gave me.. Don't give me those crap about us being lost sheeps and stuff... If I din remember wrongly, a few of the people there were even audacious enough to be shaking their heads in disapproval at us.. HEY, look here, if we can be tolerant of ur religion, why can't u snobbish bastards do the same? I think I better stop here.. If not, more vulgarities will come out...

END..

Fun Quizzes... LoL

2005-07-28T16:40:00.000+08:00

Was browsing thru some of my frens' blogs till I came across ShanShan's blog and came across all these.. Take it with a pinch of salt larz... Dun need to believe everything, but these results here quite true for me... LoL.

Your Birthdate: December 11

Your birth on the 11th day of the month makes you something of a dreamer and an idealist.

You work well with people because you know how to use persuasion rather than force.

There is a strong spiritual side to your nature, and you may have intuitive qualities inherent in your make up, too.

You are very aware and sensitive, though often temperamental.

Although you have a good mind and you are very analytical, you may not be comfortable in the business world.

You are definitely creative and this influence tends to make you more of a dreamer than a doer.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Still have...

Your Brain is 46.67% Female, 53.33% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female

You are both sensitive and savvy

Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed

But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

And...

Your Love Style is Pragma

You believe love is logical - or at least it should be

You've thought a lot about what you want from someone

And to say you have a checklist would be an understatement

You may even have a plan for how you will fall in love

All you've got to do is meet the perfect person!

What's Your Love Style?

No ending yet....

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Freaky Kisser

When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

FINALLY!

Your IQ Is 110

Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

ENJOY, People! I'm off to chalet already.. Signing off here..

The Past Weekend

2005-07-17T23:55:00.000+08:00

Finally.. Never have I blogged so furiously since I started out.. This is the final piece of entry which also, at the same time mark the end of my busy schedule last week.. Straight after I break camp for FWC, I went to work the next day (Thanx to Woon Wee for reccommmending this job to me!) at raffles place Standard chartered bank road show.. All we needed to do was skate around, smile and give out flyers.. All tese for a whopping $8/hr! How's that? But den, it turned out that the money was not easily earned after all, considering how my legs felt after being cooped up in skates for 5 hours straight.. But still, considering the fact that we did the job with some good pals, things weren't that bad after all!

And introducing the casts...

Actually the job continued the next day, but nobody took any pics.. So that's why no pics! Haha! But anyway, Jamie, Regina, Ashraf, Keith, Swee Meng, Karen joined us for the second day, which was also devastatingly tiring.. LoL

And on sun I went to see my brother's theatre play after cake delivery.. On the whole, the play was very balanced, right amount of sadness, happiness and funny elements.. A job well done by the soaring eagles of AHS! But wad really struck me most and got me thinking was a line by my brother's rival in the play.. ".. Creating memories often brings more happiness and joy than living in memories.." And due to the fact that I've been blogging so furiously these few days, I've came to realise that this line is actually very true.. Looking at all those photos I've taken, I felt happy relishing those memories.. but then, this happiness was nothing compared to the happiness I felt wen I took those photos... So people, as you read this now, I hope that the next time wen you guys have any gatherings or chalet, make sure u enjoy to the fullest and create as many memories as you can! Live your life with no regrets!!Cheers!

Signing off here...

BB Jovan!

2005-07-15T19:05:00.000+08:00

I'm an UNCLE!! Sniff Sniff... Speechless... See for yourself!!

Awwww... Would you simply just LOOK AT HIM?? So CUTE!!!

Of course, when there's a newborn baby, there's sure to be a happy mum and....

A happy dad..

And also not forgetting...

A happy uncle

As quoted from my cousin Ailing's Blog... " Baby Jovan was born at 6.55pm (S'pore time) on Tuesday 12th July 2005. Weighting a mere 2.1kg (4.1lb) at birth, with a head just the size of an adult's palm, the little angel is the latest & cutest member of the family!!!..."

I'm gonna see him REAL soon!! So wanna hold him.. Jovan! Cya on ur 1 month old celebration!!

P.S Cousin Steph.. Din have any of ur photos, so din put ur pic.. send 1 to me and I'll include it in my blog.. Thanx!

FWC 2005 --- SoleiL

2005-07-14T01:53:00.000+08:00

The next entry, will be about the Chem Engine Orientation camp I had just a week after my class chalet.. So you see why I wasn't blogging the past few weeks? Ok den, let's get things on!

First things first, gotta introduce some of the lingo in this year's FWC. This year, the theme's gotta do with the 'forces of natural'(Xiqian shld noe wad I mean).. P.S: Pronounciations are included for those of you out there having slight difficulties reading the group names.. No sarcasm intended.. (At least not on purpose)

The group names are after the respective representatives of mother nature, namely: "The Wind-Vento (NOT Bento for god's sake! It's VEN-TOH), The Earth-Terra (Pronounced as TARE-RAH), The Water-Acqua (Pronounced AH-QUAH), The Fire-Fuego (Pronounced as FEW-GO), The Moon-Luna (pronounced as LOO-NAH) and finally MY GROUP.. The Sun- Soleil..(Pronounced as SO-LEH)

The design of our group banner - Soleil

And up next, are my team mates and the freshies!

Members of The Sun Cult - Soleil

Day 1 -- Ice-breaking games and silly cheering stuff which my already simple brain simply cannot fathom.. My mind already simple enuff liaoz, but how come still got people stand there in a circle shouting and screaming like under-evoluted ape-like babarians.. However, there are some really SLEAZY stuff going on during the first day when the freshies are getting to 'know each other'...

For those of you looking at this now, WAD R U THINKING??!! The pink shirt girl(Wellyana) was holding on to Darius' leg for God's sake.. Why must u be so dirty minded??

And there was...

Adec: Hmmm... Your hair smells nice, what shampoo you use?
Huiling: You guess lor!

And...

Wellyana, clearly the babe of our group.. making Calvin go 'head over heels' for her!

Still have....

Lastly, not forgetting our POW (Prisoner Of War) games that we played with the freshies.. We are a good combi ya noe? We lurve to torture and they lurve to BE tortured.. Muahahaha...

YongWei, don't blame me for using your pic this way.. You REALLY look damn evil in this pic.. Hahaha!

OK.. Now THIS is getting no where.. So many pics liaoz and its still day 1?? Ok den, I'll try to rush things a bit here.. Stop me if u r lost k? (As if I care.. Hahaha)

Day 2-- Beach Games and SP interactions (Another POW game but this time mastermind is.... Shen Zhi)Btw, fight nite was left out cos I dun have any pics..

The beach games turned out pretty fun and we got to see the 'softer' side of some male freshies.. (Dun worry Ching Yin, not toking about ur SP, cos I dun have his pic)

Cross-dressing's one of my fav past-time!! Makes me feel so DAMN GOOOOD..

And at the end of the beach games, everyone had fun, except..

If u notice, everyone in the pic was all smiles except Kok Yong and Derek who was badly affected by Kok Yong not smiling..

Later in the nite, POW again!! HAHAHA

Left: No easy treatment was given to the J-I suspect
Right: Guard's man manages to survive water dunk

Day 3-- I'm not gonna talk much about day 3 since I went home to check on my mum and din come back until it was time for SP nite.. There's a couple of photos tho.

The group photo all the way at the top is also one of the SP nite photos.. It's blur-ity is all thanx to JianBang's shaking hands.. hahaha!

As a side note, I din realise that Summer had a dark secret until the 3rd nite, when she transform...

Lovely Summer reveals dark secret.. Sadako!!

Day 4-- Break camp, nothing much except the final taking of some group photos for remembrance sake.. Basically everyone had their share of fun rite? Or did they?

And once again, Kok Yong and Derek are not smiling..

Btw, Derek, next time when taking photos, DUN hide behind other people can? See wad I mean?

Only can see your forehead...

This time, NOT EVEN the forehead.. ONLY your hair..

Finally, some last minutes photo session...

As an ending note, FWC 2005 was a huge success, thanx to all the comms members! CHEERS!

FWC..................E-N-D

4A Chalet 2005 @ Aranda Country Club

2005-07-08T01:04:00.000+08:00

Hi guys! This is the long await entry about the class chalet that I've had just some time ago.. However, this time round I'm gonna try something different.. People always say 'A picture speaks of a thousand words'. So this time, instead of a wordy entry, I'm gonna try one with some pictures with comments and see how things turn out.. (Oh yah, btw, I sort of back-dated the entry cos I was kinda busy during these couple of weeks. Of course, what happened during these couple of weeks will be put into my blog in due time, will pictures many many... Muahahaha!)

Oops... Did I left out somebody???

Of course.. Those of you with keen eyes will realise that Derrick's not in the poster pic... But den derrick, u can't blame me leh.. I did TRY MY BEST to find a well taken pic of you.. but all I found was...

See wad I meant?? (P.S. Tian Poh din have any pic taken.. I dunno why I can't find)

During the first night when we had our BBQ, the girls (as usual) stayed within the air-conditioned comfort of the chalet, leaving me, fatty and wenshan out at the back BBQing the food. And the BBQed food that I served onto the table in the chalet... Wad can I say? I'll compare it with throwing the food into the incinerator at Tuas.. YES.. The food REALLY did disappear THAT fast... And it was only later that there's a whole lot of trickery and conspiracy involved during eating time... See the next couple of pic for more info..

In this pic, Oliver was saying 'I only got ONE blody piece of chicken wing! Look at what yeeling have eaten??!! Those on her plate are nothing but the dregs and leftovers of wad she's eaten!' Score: Oliver 0: Yeeling 10

And after much analysis and planning, Oliver realised he was no match for Yeeling whether in terms of speed or appetite.. Therefore, he attempted to get food via tricking the more slow and gullible Niansia...

Oliver:'Nianxia, someone's calling u from the kitchen!'.........And Oliver succeeded in pulling the trickery off! Score: Oliver 1: Niansia: 0

There were lots of games and stuff, tho not all of the people stayed thru out the 3D 2N, I'm sure all of us had our own share of fun.. Very obvious from the beaming smiles of the people in the next pic.. All I would say is, this gathering is considered to be a big success!

EVERYONE had their share of fun...

Oh yah.. side tracking a bit.. (P.S Jessica: This is more for you k?) There's was a bit of indecent stuff that decent 22 yr olds guys wouldn't do in a decent chalet... FYI Jess, After Huanjie sent you off, he began hanky-pankying.. Not with the class girls tho... but with...

KONGWEI!!! And at first, it was only two-some.... But after a few minutes..

FOUR-SOME!!! Not you too Wenshan!!!

As an ending point, I really wish that this type of chalet can be held at least once a yr.. but it cannot be always me organising right? Btw, I sort of miss the chalet that Derrick once had in Pasir Ris... The super big one where Oliver and gang went to the beach to see 'seagulls' in the wee hours of the morning... Derrick.. You got my hint?? Haha.. So people, Watch out for the next chalet cos it'll be organised by Derrick! Signing off here...

Getting Pissed With Wild Wild Wet

2005-07-01T01:15:00.000+08:00

N.B: Bloody LONG Entry... Read at own risk!!

As you people can read from the title of this entry, I'm starting to get REALLY upset with my work place.. Oh no, its not becos of the people there, but rather the guests I face from a day to day basis.. One conclusion.. Tourists may bring up our economy, but then they are snobbish like fuck! and Singporean parents nowadays, are simply CLUELESS about the art of 'Taking Thy Child In Hand'.. Wild Wild Wet is a very safety conscious place and they would have all means tried to prevent ANY injury or drowning incidents from happening in the first place.. One of these mean is the strict implication of height limits on the different rides within the park.. And if anyone of you out there's reading this entry, you'll have to agree with me that the most 'troublesome' rides will be Sky-Rider and Slide-Up.. Why you might ask.. GOOD QUESTION! I'll enlighten you now...

First thing first, Sky-Rider.. Its bounded by a minimum height requirement of 1.10m-1.46m. Anybody, yes ANYBODY ( I dun care who the fuck u r) in between this range MUST BE accompanied by a responsible adult ( FYI: An adult under the eyes of singapore laws is at an age of 18 yrs and above tho Wild Wild Wet dun practice this age system wen selling tickets to guests.. A loophole here i guess.. *shrugs shoulders*). So READ THE BLARDY SIGN BOARD BEFORE CLIMBING UP! You ONLY GOT URSELF to blame if you made an empty trip. And for all of you out there who doesn't noe wad Sky-Rider's all about, its a ride with a 2-seater cart powered by a pair of 2 manpower pedal engine capable of reaching a max speed of 10Km/h tho the speed limit on the ride's actually 4Km/h.. Anyway, after looking at these ATTRACTIVE features of this particular ride, here comes the million dollar question for who wants to be a millionaire.. Which of the following are the people particularly attracted to this ride??? A) Spoilt brats B) Under height spoilt brats C) Under age cum under height trouble making spoilt brats D) ALL OF THE ABOVE
The answer's a tad obvious rite?? Here comes the punch line.. WAD THE FUCK HAS IT GOTTA DO WITH ME IF THAT BLARDY SPOILT BRAT CHILD OF URS IS NOT TALL ENUFF?? Ur kid can't take the ride and start throwing a tantrum, wad do you have to take it out on me?? I'm not the one throwing a tantrum wad! Get this straight yar? If u can't teach ur child to behave well, dun fucking come to me and tell me wad to do! I dun run the park, I'm just a lowly slide operator with a meagre hourly pay of $4.50/hr.. How come when ur son slap u in ur face, u can be all smiley about it and wen i tell you "sorry sir/mdm, ur child haven't quite reached our height requirements yet" how come ur stupid smile earlier from ur child's slap turn into a frown?? Looking at how kids are being brought up nowadays, I really wonder how the hierachy system in the modern Singapore family's like now.. Things look bleak... Where's the good old rotan kway teow that's fed on a regular basis to us in the past?? A word of advice to the new parents out there... Would u rather beat ur own child or let him commit a crime in the future and get beaten up in jail by a big sized guy carrying a rotan that's easily 5 times the ones u use at home?? U take ur pick...

The other problematic ride is Slide-Up.. It's a ride making use of a 1-2 seater blue float being dispatched from a 3 story high platform at a near 60 degree inclination.. This is easily the most exhilarating ride in the park.. However, the prep job for this ride is the most tedious and numerous because the ride's prone to causing injuries.. Another thing I found out while at this ride is how stupid people can be nowadays.. I usually say" Hi Sir/Mdm, I'll like to have you sit by the side of the float and slide into it, buttocks first.. Do not STEP INTO THE float" They'll most frequently reply with 'yes'.. But den, guess wad they do next?? Yes.. as you smart people out there might have guessed it, they stepped straight into the float.. WHICH PART OF DO NOT STEP INTO THE FLOAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?? This happen ESPECIALLY often with those indian tourist from mainland India. (With a strong indian accent: Yes I'm talking about you.. Dun look left and right.. Its YOU I'm talking about) I'm not trying to be a racist or anythiing like it, but this is REALLY a fact.. And wen people get into the float, they normally lose control of their legs.. And wen I tell them to straighten their legs, they'll reply with an indignant " straightened liao!!".. Either they do not noe the meaning of straighten, or they have lost control of their legs cos their legs are still OBVIOUSLY bent at the knee caps... Gosh... I noe u r scared.. But if u r scared, why u wanna play?!! This is something I say to all guests if I have the chance " Wanna play, dun scared.. Wanna scared, dun play" Now write that down...

And today, I was at Slide-Up for one whole day and I met up with the ULTIMATE combo of underheight kid + troublemaking dad.. This was how things went...

Me: Hi Sir.. Dun mind me taking the height of ur son?? Hmmm... Ur son's not tall enuff sir.. The minimum heigt requirement is 1.21m..

Irrinoying Dad: Huh, but I measured his height already and he's just right!

Me: No Sir, whether he's up to height is for me to say, not you. (Right you are.. U tryin to bluff me right? I can chop off a horse dick and add it to ur son's height and he STILL wouldn't be tall enough.. Yes That's how SHORT the kid was)

Irrinoying Dad: Oh don't worry, nothing's gonna happen.. I'll be responsible for my own son, I won't blame you for anything..(RIGHT... Not gonna blame me?? U sure onot??)

Me: No sir, a no's a no.. No can do, he's too short..

Irrinoying Dad: Look here he came from Indonesia, and he's looking forward to this ride.. Just let him go down once and we'll go home already.. (Yeah... Look at my face.. Do I look as if I cared where you came from or who you are??)

Me: no Sir, there's no compromise to safety.. No can do.. I'm not worried about you leaving the park after this.. Wad I'm worried about is after u leave, wad if SOMEONE else comes up and demands a ride for his/her underheight kid? Wad am I supposed to say if he/she ask how come you can do it but not them?

Irrinoying Dad: (Realising that he lost the battle and thus speak with a sour tone) Okay den.. I'll just let my wife and my other son go while me and my son stand here and watch..

Me: That's fine with me.. (And I started giving instructions to his wife and son, den realising that his wife's dumb enuff not to noe how to straighten her legs and put it behind her son's shoulder.. So I placed one palm on her knee cap and attempted to press it down to demostrate wad I meant by straightening her leg.. Just den..)

Irrinoyin Dad: Hey hey... Why not u demostrate if she dunno how to do? wouldn't that be more appropriate?(And I tot, r..i...g..h..t.... There's only one bloody float here and how am I supposed to demo? Get into the float with ur wife???)

Me: ......... (Ignoring him and carrying on with my job..)

Irrinoying Dad: Hey Hey.. Are you listening to me.. That my wife there and I'm her husband.. If u need assistance, u shld ask me and not starting touching around like tat!

Me: *With a shocked look on my face and raising both hand defensively* Ok sir.. sorry if I offended you, wad ever u say.. (u people shld have seen how the wife look like, with all those blubber around and waistline and cellulite on her thunder thighs) * After which I continued giving instructions to the kid, telling him to put his leg underneath his mom's back..

Irrinoying Dad: It's obvious that his legs are not long enough to put behind her back!

Me: That's why I din allow ur small son to take the ride..

Irrinoying Dad: No No No! It's this son I'm talking about now he has a problem putting his legs in position because they are not long enough!

Me: Sir, I assure you there'll be no problem if the child met the required height limit..

Irrinoying Dad: Then wad's the problem here??

Me: *Wanted to say "Sir, wad's YOUR problem??!! I'm doing my job here while u keep on interrupting me and asking me wad's the problem??* (But den, tot the better of it since today my last day.. Gonna tender in my resignation letter already.. So, I just ignored him and despatched his wife and son)

Now this is a typical bastard that's trying to make life difficult for the slide operators in Wild Wild Wet.. Hope he gets his desserts soon enuff...

With all these problems cropping up and imbecile parents on the increase, can anyone gimme a good reason not to quit this miserable paying job???

Busy Busy Busy...

2005-06-19T18:21:00.000+08:00

Realised that I haven been blogging for a while.. That's because there's a lot of cake orders for Father's day.. And I was busy delivering cakes since thurs, being able to FINALLY rest only today... Earned quite a bit tho, hehe.. However, this rest of mine is but a short one, since I'm going back to Wild Wild Wet to work tmr and tues.. Looking forward to Wed tho, when I'll be going out with Jocelyn.. (Dunno wad programs she have installed.. haha) This is a tiring month for me, but it's all for a better tmr, where I can have more spending power... It's been quite a while since Naruto 27 came out, maybe it's time to pay the comic shop a visit..

Just finished servicing my skates too... Since the visit to Paya Lebar Airbase runway skating, strange things have been happening to my skate bearings.. And after I took them all apart, I discovered that out of my 16 bearings, 1 has TOTALLY rusted on the inside and 3 are starting to rust... DAMN! And my skate's not even 1 yr old! Did some emergency treatment to rectify my near destroyed bearings.. Soaked them for 1 full day in citrus cleaners before I applied generous amount of grease in my bearings.. Now, all that's left is to bring them to ECP to complete the greasing process.. (Need to skate a bit so that the grease within the bearings will melt into the ball bearings, therefore effectively greasing the bearing interiors) Hope that I won't need to change new skates so fast, I was sort of expecting this pair to stay with me for at least one and a half yr...

Another thing is my mum.. Found out that I can't really tok to her very well and vice-versa... Most of the time, the things I say from my mouth differs A LOT from what she interpreted my message to be... I always repeat my message again to try to correct her mis-interpretation... But my efforts would be in vain 9 out of ten times.. After this, flaring up will be my usual reaction and according to Newton's 3rd law, "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction" Thus, being compelled to the Laws of physics, Mum will also usually flare back at me... Haiz... what's wrong with the both of us... I dunno... Jocelyn tells me to give in to her.. And I always did.. I dunno larz.. maybe next time I'll just keep quiet all the time... Most of the time, the flaring up occurs when she's trying to help me in something, but den she messes things up.. Wen I flared up at her, she'll say I'm not being appreciative.. But den in the 1st place, I never asked for any help at all... And at the same time, I suppose its only common sense that wen u voluntarily offer help, DUN EXPECT ANY RETURNS... Haiz.. I think the generation gap's widening... Will see wad I can do to solve problem, if not maybe wen ever I'm at home, I just shuddup and dun talk at all...

Tat's all folks! Stay tune to the next episode... Signing off here.

Updates About Life

2005-06-07T00:45:00.000+08:00

Sorry for not adding new entries lately people.. Been REALLY busy lately working my weekdays off in Wild Wild Wet and working my weekends off delivering cake for Emicake.. So really had not much time... But den, Storing up stuff allows me to write longer blogs such as the one I'm getting to right now.. *Shrugs* So there's pros and cons I guess...

Well.. 1st thing that happened early in this month on the 2nd of June... Yes the picture below dicpicted, my semester 2 results came out.. How shld I describe my feelings?? Large proportion of it came from the 1st module.. But den I dun wan to dwell into this.. Cause more bad than good will come out of it... And I guess close friends like Alvin, my skating buddy will noe exactly wad I mean.. Zhang Ying and the girls at karen's birthday shld noe the story behind this episode of the Anger of Andy... K, back to the result slip.. I got scolded by a lot of people liaoz.. Saying that I SHLD BE contented with my results... With obviously and apparently differs from the actual reality.. Basically, I took 5 modules last semester and out of the 5, 4 of the modules hit my personal target EXCEPT 1 and by now, u guys would have guessed.. Yes Sir... It's the 1st module on my result slip.. I was expecting a B+, if not, a B.. But den.. a B- is all I've got... Sheesh... I wanted to review paper one... But my cousin told me that I'll only be providing the NUS staff an addition $10 for kopi and kaya bread for breakfast only.. So in the end, I stuck with wad fate has bestowed upon me and will try to work harder next sem... Actually wanted to hit CAP 4.0 this sem.. But den missed the target by a mere.1.. Haiz.. better stop now.. if not I might turn homicidal and murder someone...

My Result slip..

Next up, just went to Karen's house on sun to celebrate her 22nd birthday.. Basiclally nothing much larz... ate a bit of stuff, cut cake, play game.. Nothing new, but would really wanna talk about the game 'Taboo', its quite fun actually... Wad I'll wanna comment is how my fren Alvin.. Yes Sir... THE Alvin who skates with me... I think by now, his superb English standard shld be quite well known (Check his blog to find out!! Haha! http://www.alvintaykongwei.blogspot.com )
Ok, given the hint 'not macro but...' Anyone would have guessed micro... But who would say 'microwave'??? Well Alvin said lor... Wad's going on in that mind of his man?? If this only happened once, I'll admit it to be a coincidence.. But den this happened quite a lot of during the game can?? Kaoz.. But still that injected quite a lot of fun elements in the game.. Btw, If u take a look at the pic below, no, ur eyes are not playing tricks.. THAT banglah is ME.. That's how skinny and tanned I've became after working for 1 month plus... Sheesh, and it just the beginning of June... I wunder how am I gonna turn out by the end of July...

Pic taken at Karen's house

That's it folks! Signing off here, tmr gotta work still.. Looking forward to the runway skating in Paya Lebar Airbase this sun...

Bad Day At ECP

2005-05-21T12:27:00.000+08:00

First and foremost, I would like to extend my deepest and sincerest apologies to Stara and Alvin, my skating buddies.. Alvin lost his bag and car keys while Stara lost her mobile phone.. Alvin's waist pouch, with Stara's mobile phone in it, was stolen by a cyclist... That BASTARD was on a pink bicycle, skinny built around 165-175cm tall and with tanned skin.. DUN EVER... and I really mean DUN EVER let me see him again.. I already got his face etched on the back of my mind liaoz, even if he's turned into ash, I'll recognise him! Alvin's bag got stolen was actually partly due to my fault.. I SAW that bastard cycle over to our bags and pretended to be adjusting his bicycle just beside my bag.. And yet, I just sat there and told myself to keep an eye on him INSTEAD of just simply going over and shifting our bags to a place near us.. DAMN.. I REALLY regret not doing so... So guys, never hesitate about doing something, the pain or regret you'll experience when done something, will never be as significant as the pain or regret you'll feel when you DIDN'T do something.. It would have been my bag which is stolen if Stara has put her mobile phone in my bag instead.. I dunno to feel relieve onot.. And as for Stara, she shouldn't even be there in the first place, I gauded her down to ECP when she was on her way home from her granny's home... Feeling damn regretful and guilty right now.. Really am... So Stara, When you buy your new phone lioaz, PLEASE let me know the cost, DO LET ME CHIP IN A BIT... Please let me do this little bit to let me feel better and not so guilty..

And Guys, if you ever go to ECP, DO LOOK OUT FOR THIS BASTARD... I really dun understand why these type of bastards are around on earth.. Can't they just keep their hands to themselves and leave other people's stuff alone... Fuck them and curse these bastards! Man... Dun ever let me see him again when I go ECP... Wad's supposed to be a happy night of skating at ECP turned into a bad night for all of us... Sheesh....

PISSED..

2005-05-17T18:34:00.000+08:00

Just finished cleaning up my skate bearings again.. FUCK!! I just bloody serviced them yesterday!! All this happened just because the stupid rain came down without ANY prior warning.. Brought camera to ECP today, should have taken pic of the DRASTIC change in the weather... Damn... So pissed.. I think even after the cleaning, sand has gotten into my bearing chamber liaoz.. and my bearing cleaning solution is running low.. Damn, I need more cash too, to stock up on my maintenance thingy... gotta work my ass off again this weekend.. Money makes Andy's world go round...

Juz recieved Jiexun's e-mail about an upcoming skating event.. The runway cycling/skating at Paya Lebar Airbase.. Woohoo!!! I must conquer the tracks THIS time, now that I'm better in terms of endurance compared to last year.. Last year, I attended this event too, but with my camp's 2I/C(The very person who brought skating into my life! Special thanx to you, SIR!) and his gang of buddies, Sgt Ho and Christine, and of course, my long time skating buddy, Alvin the stonehead.. muahahaha... Last yr, i think my skates and my skills sux, so I ended up having blisters not even half way thru the course.. Had to skate SLOWLY back.. Embarassing... BUT DEN this yr, AH HA! YES SIR! This yr will be a totally different story.. I'll take the course BY STORM!! Pardon this amateur's impudence Pro skaters out there, Din mean it, JUST wanna see how well i do this yr compared to last yr... hehehe.. Not to mention the UNLIMITED amount of Gatorade that I can drink during this event.. 12th of June, Sun.. Wait for me!! Muahahaha

New Wheels

2005-05-16T20:16:00.000+08:00

Haven been blogging lately.. Been working my ass off for that bit of extra dough which i can spend.. Weekdays at Wild Wild Wet and weekends as a cake deliveryboy at Emicakes.. Finally got a bit of spare cash, which I spent on my new skate wheels!! Went to Skateline Paya Lebar Branch yesterday with Jamie, I was so afraid that the wheels couldn't fit my skates, cos the new wheels are of a whopping 80mm diameter, 2mm bigger than my original Salomon skate wheels.. But den, things ended well cos the new wheels fitted nicely in their new found home, my Salomon SPM Motion 7.. So I spent the whole of today servicing and customizing my skates.. Can't wait to test it out on this coming sat... Muahahaha.. Btw, Alvin, the wheels that u are using, how much did u pay for it?? $96?? Rite now, Skateline having discount.. Haha.. Ur wheels are being sold for $67!! Heart pain onot??? U can go get somemore if u wan tho... So proud of my newly serviced skates, SO PROUD that I took photos of it... Oh God... I REALLY lurve MY SKATES!!! hahaha.. Now that my wheels are the same as Longwen and KC, will I be able to skate like them too??? Hehehe...

Check out the bright new wheels!!

MAN! I LURVE MY SKATES!!

CHECK OUT THE BRIGHT NEW ORANGE WHEELS AGAIN!!

Now that I've bought my new wheels, so I guess the next entry will be about the different slides that I noe and stuff... Maybe I'll get Alvin and Stara to star in my next entry... Hahaha.. Stay tuned for the next epidosde of ANGER OF ANDY!! >=(

Too tough..

2005-05-10T19:38:00.000+08:00

Monday... Just had my first Blitz training.. Too tough man.. The warm up swimming took half my life away!! And dunno why, after the 16 laps of warm up were completed, the first words that greeted my mouth were: ' chee bye...' Very uncouth, I noe... But wad to do, since sec sch, never had I 'suffered' from such intense training.. At the end of the training, I told Jason, the person in charged, That I quitting officially.. My fren Yuhan said that I'm a spineless prick with no ambitions nor big mole on my chest... haha.. But bo pian leh.. I REALLY dun like training!! So, guess I'll have to wait until the start of my new sem to get my BM cert.. Haha.. Nvm, I can wait and in the mean time, I'll work more to earn more money for my course fee..

Went to Isetan today, mum's been nagging that I din give her a mum's day prezzie... So today went to get $80 gift voucher for her.. Nothing great, but at least, that give her something to shop with.. Muahaha.. And nowadays, after people noe I'm working at Wild Wild Wet, the number of people asking me if they can also work there have increased.. I dunno why u guys wanna work here.. But have to warned u people 1st, there's politics involved here.. Well maybe not as much as the full time staff, but den you'll give come across some 'friendly' full time staff.. Unless you can really ignore these type of people, I wouldn't really reccommend this job.. Moreover, UNLESS you are working as a lifeguard, the pay is a miserable $4.50/hr.. But den again, you r being paid to ogle at gers(for guys) and hunks(for gers).. So there's nothing much to complain abt I guess..

Now that I have no more training, gotta re-adjust my holiday work schedule liaoz... hopefully can be richer by the time school reopens.. Muahahaha... Signing off..

Exams Over

2005-05-05T22:42:00.000+08:00

Exams are FINALLY over and tmr, I can start work again.. Schedule for the weekend, Fri- Emicake delivery.. Sat- Morning Shift at Wild Wild Wet.. Sun Emicake delivery.. Have to earn A LOT of cash this holidays.. My skates needs servicing..

Before the actual day of the last paper, I finished reading a good book within 2 days, 2 nights.. Think most of you should have heard about this best seller before... 'The Da Vinci's Code' by Dan Brown.. I'll not be a blardy spoiler and tell u guys about the contents.. But I've done some searching of my own and my goodness!! Most of the stuff spoken about in the book are backed by REAL historic facts!! Very good plot... Almost to the point of being non-fiction liaoz.. But den, I have to warn u christian people out there.. ESPECIALLY those very pious and staunch one.. READ THE BOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK.. If u wanna read it, dun be offended and start to shout' HERETIC!' and 'BLASPHEMY!' But just a question to ponder... Why did the pope allowed this book to be published?? Maybe this question will remain unanswered...

Next week, Blitz training also start liaoz.. Gonna be quite busy from thispoint on, maybe gonna blog less.. But den, Who noes? hahaha...

Deepest Condolences To The Family Members Of Our Late President

2005-05-03T22:16:00.000+08:00

Just finished my GEM2900 paper.. It's do-able as long as the help sheet was done up properly.. A lot of people ( I think mostly PRCs) finish the paper WAY before time... Bet they were just waiting for the clock to strike 6pm so that they could hand up their paper and leave early.. I left the exam groud before time also, but only half an hour.. So not that bad.. Hopefully can get B+ for this module..

I was home eating dinner and watching TV at the same time when I saw that Channel U was giving an account of our late President, Mr Wee Kim Wee's life. For those of you who don't watch TV, Mr Wee just past away yesterday at the age of 89.. That's when I suddenly had the urge to blog, to write something about this great man, a man that should be our life's model..

When Mr Wee was still the President of Singapore, I was doing my kindergarden studies during that time.. K2 I think.. And since my mum was one of the teachers there, I get the 'special' priviledge of studying in the staff room whilst I waited for my mum to knock off.. And PAP kindergarden, like all other government buildings will have the President's photo hung up on the wall of the main office. Strangely, the photo of President Wee struck a deep impression in my heart and mind.. Something special about the photo, everywhere that I go When I saw his photo, there's this strange aura of benevolence surrounding this photo.. Strangely enough, as commented by the people who knew the late President, all of them had one comment that's unanimous, Mr Wee was and will forever be a kind person in the people's heart.

One of the interviewee, who's a newpaper editor now said something about the president which was something that all of us should learn:"..... Mr Wee once told me that he'll never interrupt someone when he's talking, and even if you were a fishmonger talking about the rise in fish prices, he'll pay full attention to your every words as if you were the most important person around. This made everyone who ever talked to him feel special inside out......" Well this, should be the elusive 'listening ears' that many of us have long forgotten about.. Sometimes, it's not advice that frens or family members need, sometimes, the simplest form of concern come from a pair of listening ears.. Ask urself if you are reading this now, did you ever listened with all ur heart to a fren/family member in times of trouble? Or when was the last time that you've listened to someone with all ur heart?? Just some chicken soup for the heart, mind and soul... Hope that this little entry can make a difference to you people out there directly or indirectly...

I've got only one more paper left before I can resume my work at Wild Wild Wet on fri.. Yahoo! For those of you who finished your exams, play hard! U earned ur well deserved rest.. For those who haven, before this week ends, freedom will once again be in ur hands!! Gambate!!

Love you dearie..

The past weekend...

2005-05-01T15:36:00.000+08:00

Went skating yesterday at ECP.. Managed to pick up a new slide together with Alvin.. We corrected each other until we almost got the trick correct.. Now we just need more perfecting.. hahaha... Anyway, This new slide is actually 2 slides combined into 1.. It's called acid slide transition to wheel barrow... It looks cool thats all, but I dun think it'll be as useful as T-brake, power slide or hockey slide.. But what the hell... Slides ARE supposed to look and make u look cool!! haha... Maybe I'll come come with an entry showing al the slides I can do.. haha.. sounds like a good idea eh? K! Cool, Project Sk8terboi's Blog will commence after the exams!! Haha... But den the slides I can do are very limited cos I just picked up inline skating about 1 yr or so back only...I'm still quite an amateur compared to people like Jiexun, Ray, Long Wen and Ivan... But I'll be working hard!!

However, to my dismay, when ever i learn a new slide, I'll eat into my skate's plastic frame a bit more.. It started when I started to learn hockey slide.. Things weren't THAT bad then... But I do noe that my skates( Just bought for S$549 last Dec, Not even half a year old!!) were on a slow, but steady and definate route to destruction... Cos now, the third rivet at the bottom of my skate is being slowly filed away by the slides that I'm doing! Haiz, bo pian, I'll see wad magic some epoxy resin and a brand new set of wheels can do for my skates 1st, worst case senario, I'll have to slog my ass off this 3 months holiday to earn enuff money for a pair of brand new skates.. Damn skating was supposed to be an inexpensive sport, as in you'll spend a reasonable sum of money to get a pair of skates, and that's it... All that's left are the maintenance stuff.. But for me, I can't even do a proper maintenance cos I'm destroying my skates!! At the rate I'm going, I'll have to spend half a thousand every half a year to keep up with my passion!! but den no regrets larz.. Cos I REALLY love skating... Damn, I need money REAL FAST... Anyone got lobang pls contact me hor... I'll do and can do ANYTHING... hehe *wink*

Another thing is, I'll like to recommend a video clip to you guys.. Go to google search, and type Russell Peters + download.. If you wan this clip and cannot find it on the net, look for me in MSN, I'll send it to you k? He's an indian comedian in America being racist and nationalist to all the different types of people you can think of.. He dun even let his own country men off! Dunno why, when you hear a chinese tell a racist joke, you'll noe that he's being racist.. But den, seeing an indian guy tell racist jokes is a totally different experience!! It's damn farnie when you see him being racist to chinese... ( REALLY reminded me of my ST1232 lecturer A/P Kwong.. Hahaha) I'll leave all the details of the clip for you guys to find out.. Those of you who finished your exams, this is something that you can watch... 45 mins worth of comedy.. And for those of you who are still mugging, take a 45mins break and watch this clip to chill out a bit.. MUG ON k? Final lap of the race liaoz! The holidays are coming soon! Ok, Back to GEM2900 revision.. .....And missing somebody now.. You know wad I mean? You noe wad I mean??...... Haha
P.S. The last line of this entry can only be understood by a certain somebody...

ATTACK OF THE GIANT DURIAN!!

2005-04-27T21:38:00.000+08:00

3 papers down... Next paper only starts next tues.. Finally can relax a bit, so I decided to blog.. Just as an intro, I simply LURVE eating durians.. My mum knowing this, NEVER fails to import durian stock into my house fridge to satisfy my insatiable cravings for the King of all Fruits.. But den, Wad I saw just now was REALLY a tad too much... Picures taken for ur eyes' pleasure.. Enjoy!

MY GAWD!! Never Have I seen Such a BIG durian!! And for those of who wanna comment on my beard, screw it k? IT'S EXAM PERIOD... HELLO?? NO TIME??? GET IT??

The purpose for the above photo: Compare the durian size to my face..

It's a BLARDY 14.1 cm!!! DAMN! ATTACK OF THE GIANT DURIAN!!!
(The small sized one is wad u guys would NORMALLY find out there in the market, put here for comparism purposes.. Of course, it was also eaten up in the end)

HA!

For those of you who have no idea how big is 14.1cm, Its as big as MY fist!! Beat THAT!

That's all folks!! Huh?? You wanna noe the fate of the giant durian?? I ate it of course!! Haha... But from wad my mum told me, this durian belonged to the breed
'Thailandus D-Twenty-fourian' or to put it simply, Thailand D24 in layman's term. She added that this was the smallest sized durian she could find at the store!! Hmmm... Expect a sequel to this blog coming up, people!! Cos from now on, I'm gonna go on a quest to look for the biggest durian I can find out there!! Can't wait for exams to be over...

Taking a Short Break

2005-04-26T13:18:00.000+08:00

2 LSM modules cleared... A couple of heavy load off my back, so I'm blogging a bit now.. I just had my Human Anatomy Exam yesterday, and for some unknown supernatural reason (Which I had NO bloody idea what it was..) I couldn't catch ANY sleep the night before?? If only I have this time off stamina when I'm playing mahjong for 2 straight nights in a row.. Anyway, I figured later that this 'inability to sleep' was actually trying to tell me something (or so I guess), and this something, I found out when I saw my exam script for human anatomy. WTF!! I spotted a few questions for the paper and guess wad? Out of the 5 questions in the script, I managed to spot 4 and a half questions!! (Talk about being lucky...) So basically, I was like doing the questions for a 2nd time, since I already done them at home the day before.. And no, my results wun be as good as wad YOU think it'll be.. Cos before the exams, I TOTALLY screwed up my CA.. I was ranked 13th overall in the CA results.. (Did I mentioned that my ranking was from the BOTTOM of the list??) So I guess this sort of just makes up for the gap only.. My ONLY hope now for this module can get a B+( but I think I'll be getting a B probably...)
Tmr will be my computing exam.. 50 MCQs, open book.. Sounds easy?? I'm having a lot of doubt about the standard of the paper.. An ope book exam with only 50 MCQs = MCQs answer not found in notes... Or so I guess... But who cares... Just looking forward to liberation day.. 5th of May ( and for those of you who finish earlier, and are laughing while looking at this now... BUGGER OFF! Hope a fly will go into your mouth while you are laughing...) And for the rest of you out there!! MUG ON!! Dun let previous papers get you down... What is done cannot be changed, but you can still change the fate of the papers which you haven't take yet.. Look ahead.. Can you see the oasis in front of you? And no, It's not a mirage... Freedom IS coming.....

The Past Weekend

2005-04-19T19:30:00.000+08:00

The past weekend was really boring.. Mugging.. Watching TV.. Sleeping.. Exams are only a couple of days away, so wad to do.. The only thing that's driving me forward is the thought of having the LONG break after the exams..

However, despite the exams coming.. I did snuck out with a couple, (3 infact!) of my skate buddies.. (Alvin, {Yes, the ROCK from my lifesaving training}, Jiexun and Stara) We went to ECP for a skating event organised by SMU skating club. And guess who we saw there?? Sebastien Laffargue!! French slalom champion!! WOOHOO!! And he was doing his tricks right in front of us.. DAMN... How I wish I can be just a quarter as good as him... He's making everyone's jaws droop to the floor by doing all his impossible tricks and stunts.. If he can take me in as a student, that'll be a dream come true man..

Back to the event.. Its supposed to be a scavenger hunt along ECP.. It was quite fun lar, but a bit pathetic, with only 4 stations and 4 participating groups.. Needless to say, we came in first.. And each of us walked away a Northern Light haversack.. Not much of a competition lar.. Cos the rest of the team, only 1 team knew how to skate pretty well, but for the other 2 teams, they went off earlier because of injuries.. One of the girls fell REALLY bad... Her chin was DRIPPING blood like no tomorrow, with abrasions around the facial areas.. OUCH.. Anyway, This is the 1st time in 2 weeks that I skated.. And man.. My skills level really drooped like droopy's ears..Gotta brush up after exams..

Another thing is that I passed my LS 123 yesterday... Took a couple of pics for your eye's enjoyment.. But I forgot to take the pic of our whole cohort.. Nvm, I'll take it next time when we take the BM test.. hahaha.. Next thing up will be the academic exams.. Den I'll be going for my BM.. Hopefully can get the BM cert in time to become a life guard in Wild Wild Wet.. An upgrade of my once miserable pay from $4.50 to $7.00.. Yeah!

Ok.. Steady.. Steady... So far so good

DAMN... This IS getting tiring.. And stop showing me the face that you are suffering Alvin... It's ME who's suffering here can?

KAO EH!! CAN'T STAND IT LIAOZ!! ARE WE THERE YET??!! MAN, YOU R HEAVY!!

HEY... Why am I blogging??!! I'm supposed to be studying!! DAMN...

Shagged once again..

2005-04-14T00:25:00.000+08:00

Damn... 1st time late for school. Lesson supposed to start at 10am but when i woke up it was 9.30am.. I was like.. SHIT!! Not because I'm very enthu about school, oh no i wasn't.. It's just that I printed notes for my fren for this lecture and I have to give it to him.. Along the way on the bus, I was thinking how come I didn't wake up because my trusty Nokia 5100 has never failed to wake me up with its loud distinctive alarm.. Maybe its time I changed a new phone?? Anyway, that can wait...

Tmr is my fourth month together with my gf and she insisted that I publish 10 reasons why I love her.. Wah lao!! fourth month together need 10 reasons.. If its our 1 year anniversary, won't I need to publish an essay on why I love her? Cannot larz.. I'll go blind staring at the computer screen... The 3 words will suffice liaoz right, dear?? Alrighty, here you go!! " Jocelyn, I love you.."

Tmr supposed to have anatomy lab, but then, I'll be only going to school for that lab only.. Dunno if I'll be going, damned shagged out from the training just now.. To make things worse, I screwed up my biodiversity essay last fri.. Today I got back my script and I was totally devastated.. Maybe I aim too high larz.. Shld follow my fren Daniel's advice.." Aim low.. And then, when you get back your results and discovered that you got higher than expected, you'll be happy!!" Maybe I shld give this tactic a try, who knows it might actually work!

Oh yar, saw some of my chem engine OG frens in the canteen earlier.. First thing Hailiang told me when he saw me" Hey, you seemed to have grown thinner leh.. Wad happened?" Damn! not another one!! Lately, I've been hearing the same thing from many people.. That I'm growing thinner.. and yes.. according to them, I'm downgrading from skinny to being skins and bones... At 1st, I shrug all these comments aside thinking that they were imagining things... But now, thinking of their comments have made me imagine things... "Am I struck with cancer?? Was that the reason I'm growing thinner and thinner?? Damn... Maybe I shld go for a full body check up one of these days..." But then, life's short... Why bother?? When u gotta go, u have to go... Fark..

Going to turn in soon.. I'm almost paralysed by my body's fatigue.. Balls shrink everytime when I recall that my 1st paper wil start next fri.. Time to buck up and start mugging tmr.. For all of you out their who are still mugging, MUG ON!!! Goodnight..

Pissed

2005-04-13T01:28:00.000+08:00

Just finished lab reporting on the microbiology lab from 2 weeks ago... Dun farking understand why we have to hand it in.. Cos the TA in charged posted the announcement that the lab report won't be graded.. fark..

RE: LSM1103 - Reminder - Microbiology Report

Dear Students,I refer to my announcemnets on 6/04/2005 10:33 AM and 07/04/2005 11:18 AM, please note the following:
1. Microbiology Reports to be handed in :by: 5.30pm on 15 April
2005,at: Collection booth outside the Level 3 General Office,
Department of Microbiology, Block MD4.
2. The Microbiology Report will not be graded.Thank you very much.

She might juz as well post the announcement "Dear students, due to the fact that we are doing conservation (which is the very topic for lecture tmr) we'll stop using toilet papers in microbiology toilets. And Prof Ho Boh demands you student to hand in your lab report so that he can have some spare papers to wipe his ass after he shits...." THAT will suffice as a reason why it will not be graded, and now, people wanna rebel by not handing up the lab report since it'll have no effect on their results... Or does it?? The doubts generated from the insistence of us handing up our lab report (not forgetting the fact that it'll NOT be graded) have groped the guys by their balls (the girls by their tits??) . Anyway, I'll just treat it as a revision for my biodiversity exam lor (and I'm DEFINATELY not groped by the balls!! I'm just too free) and hope something good comes out of it.

Today hasn't been a good day too, with news telling me that my life saving test tmr will be postponed to next mon... sheesh, another session of training = another session of excruciating pain from towing partner. (Maybe shld just call him THE ROCK, instead of rope-best..) and if that's not bad enuff, the brother was playing devil may cry 3 on PS2 in front of me... Seeing him play pissed me off EVEN more... That guy simply dun have ANY sense of direction at all lor, its supposed to be a stylish game but he's like spoiling my controller only lor.. (FYI: He ALREADY destroyed one controller liaoz.. original one some more!) Maybe i shld try playing.. Maybe its a totally different perspective wen you are playing the game?? Wadever.......

*Blinks eyes* Did i just saw my bolster waving to me? Guess I'm tired.. Gonna turn in liaoz.. For all of you out there who are still mugging, MUG ON!! but its lights out for me...

Tired and Shagged...

2005-04-12T00:54:00.000+08:00

Damned shagged out and tired lor. Came back from my life saving 1,2,3 training, heng tmr no school... Talking about the training, DAMN pissed with my partner , rope-best Alvin Tay KW.. When he's to simulate my tow victim, turned out I, (YES ME!) will become the blardy victim. Cos this guy claims he dunno how to float, when the whole team actually knows how EXCEPT him.. Towing him is a excruciating and painful process in which I'll be in the high risk zone of cramping up my quadriceps.. WHICH PART OF HOLD YOUR BREATH, RELAX AND STAY AFLOAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND???!! Blardy hell...

This is only my second post and yes, my bog template and stuff are not finalised yet.. I'm still looking for a template that i like. I'm actually modifying a template's HTML code that I found on the net... I know this is wrong because of the copyright shit, apologies to the creator of this template k? The background pic and colour REALLY doesn't suit me... You u wanna find some one to blame, blame Daniel Lim Say Liang.. (Dun look around!! Yes YOU! The long haired guy with the green haversack carrying the black helmet!!) He rejected my offer to help me, so now I've to stoop to modifying other people's template... And now, I'm still at it, changing the colours here and there...

Damn hungry now.. I'll go hunt for food....

1ST post

2005-04-10T23:56:00.000+08:00

Woohoo!! Finally got my first post up on my blog liaoz! I've always scolded and chided my younger brother for maintain a blog page SO BOH LIAO! But guess wad? Here I am, setting up a blog of my very own.. FINALLY... A place where I can bitch ALL I WANT!! Hehehehe...